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#1
So, after i finished putting on nail polish, I thought to my self "What the hell am i doing?"

So, I look in the cupboard, and don't find any nail polish remover. So i pull out a nail file and file away the top of my finger nails, and now my nails look retarded. Like They're non-reflective, except the parts I couldn't reach, which are extremely shiny.

(I'm a guy by the way)



feel free to make fun of me, as i would if i was in your situation...
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#2
Quote by ldl67
So, after i finished putting on nail polish, I thought to my self "What the hell am i doing?"

So, I look in the cupboard, and don't find any nail polish remover. So i pull out a nail file and file away the top of my finger nails, and now my nails look retarded. Like They're non-reflective, except the parts I couldn't reach, which are extremely shiny.

(I'm a guy by the way)



feel free to make fun of me, as i would if i was in your situation...



Good thing nobody cares about people's fingers.
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#5
zomg
my gf painted my nails last night
but I didn't really care, coz she painted them black

Though in the one day i have had them, they have become very chipped and crappy.
most likely coz i been a bad boy and played guitar as she told me not to


I'm lucky mum's got some nail polish remover though
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#6
you should break out the nailfile again and go ahead and grind away your penis...as there will be no need for that little fella anymore
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#7
You should go all out, like Chris Crocker. Nail polish will be the least of your problems then.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#8
hey, black isnt too bad, but if it was something else, just tell people a girl did it to you, problem solved.


EDIT: one time i thought i would be "hardcore" and color them in with sharpie. it looked oke, but then when i fell asleep it got all over my face. so i had to use rubbing alcohol to get it all off, of my face, and nails.
#9
Quote by ldl67
So, after i finished putting on nail polish, I thought to my self "What the hell am i doing?"

So, I look in the cupboard, and don't find any nail polish remover. So i pull out a nail file and file away the top of my finger nails, and now my nails look retarded. Like They're non-reflective, except the parts I couldn't reach, which are extremely shiny.

(I'm a guy by the way)



feel free to make fun of me, as i would if i was in your situation...

y'know what?

GOOD. your "PICTURE OF A WHALE" video made my firefox crash.
jerk.
#12
Quote by aaron6890
EDIT: one time i thought i would be "hardcore" and color them in with sharpie. it looked oke, but then when i fell asleep it got all over my face. so i had to use rubbing alcohol to get it all off, of my face, and nails.


Do you sleep on your hands?
I used to do that all the time and it never happened to me!
The worst was when it started to come off.
#13
Nobody's going to care. I've been doing it for years, and the only people that say anything are prejudice people who's opinions I wouldn't bother taking the time to listen to anyway.
#14
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Do you sleep on your hands?
I used to do that all the time and it never happened to me!
The worst was when it started to come off.

yeah sharpie does that, it happens to me on a weekly basis, i (and others) draw on me/myself at school. then i go home take a nap and sleep with my face against my arm and it comes off, one time i had a huge X on my face because a girl put a straight edge thing on my hands because i said i was straight edge.
#19
heh thats nothing ... i just painted my nails RED!!!!!!!!


oh wait.... thats not gay... cos im a GIRL... goodbye
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#21
Next time make sure you have nail polish remover in the house before you paint your nails.
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#22
Quote by aaron6890


EDIT: one time i thought i would be "hardcore" and color them in with sharpie. it looked oke, but then when i fell asleep it got all over my face. so i had to use rubbing alcohol to get it all off, of my face, and nails.



lololol. If I colored my hands with a sharpie, when I wake up, my dick would be black
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Thanks man, that may prove to be useful.

*puts in wallet*

It was a tight fit, but i found I could get it in if i pushed harder.
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#26
I paint my nails when I don't have school for a while. Dark, metallic blue.

I hate hot pink nails with disgust. They look too slutty.
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i thought u were a guy. *disappointed*

haha, me too. if only...
#31
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I also lol'd at the ".../Gay/gay.jpg" in the address. For some reason i'm finding this thread very entertaining.
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#32
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It was a tight fit, but i found I could get it in if i pushed harder.

That's what she said.
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#33
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Good thing nobody cares about people's fingers.



oh but hakky, we do.

and TS, the best ways to remove nail polish with no remover is to either paint another coat on top and wipe it off while it's wet, or wait for it to dry solid and just pick it off. sometimes they peel off, which makes it easier.
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#34
Pics?

Why the hell would you put on nail polish?
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That's what she said.

at least someone got my joke.
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#39
Hold on...so what was your thought process when you did this?

"Oh man, I'm gonna look so fucking pretty, it's gonna be hardcore! Nail polish is so metal!!!"
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