#2
Boss Nigga...

A blak man bringint black mans law to to a white mans town.

...oh wait :/
I've been here since '04.

#3
Not exactly a movie but...

This is how the last episode of Full House should've ended:

The gang are sitting around the living room reflecting on all of the good times and bad times, and it shows clips from past episodes like most flashback episodes do. And in the end, there's a knock at the door. Danny Tanner goes to open it and low and behold, it's his wife! Back from the DEAD! Then, they launch a spin-off show starring Bob Saget called My Wife the Zombie.
Poor advice.
#5
The Little Mermaid
where ariel runs off with a black guy
racial tensions and such

p.s. why aren't there black people in any disney movies?
I want Super Saiyan abilities
#6
Quote by rebelmidget
The Little Mermaid
where ariel runs off with a black guy
racial tensions and such

p.s. why aren't there black people in any disney movies?


There are


I've been here since '04.

#7
a movie version of turok the dinosaur hunter for n64

no plot, story, or character development, just action
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****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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Good. More centaur pussy for me.

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God bless you GrungeBeatle


#9
A movie about pirates and ninjas fighting to the death in a volcano.


Yeah, just let that sink in for a bit...
#10
"No Country For Old Men"

...if anyone thinks that is a good movie then I'll go to New York and tear the mayor down my OWN WAY...

Maybe have a scheme involved with a ***** from Florida and some dumb bitch like Hilary Clinton to point the finger at...yeah...I'll get away with it too..

...n/m
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#12
tetris- the movie
[url="http://www.myspace.com/luxterna91]...And Now The Descent
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#13
Quote by Blow Me
"No Country For Old Men"

...if anyone thinks that is a good movie then I'll go to New York and tear the mayor down my OWN WAY...

Maybe have a scheme involved with a ***** from Florida and some dumb bitch like Hilary Clinton to point the finger at...yeah...I'll get away with it too..

...n/m


Are you trying to say that No Country wasn't good?


Think hard about how you answer that.
Poor advice.
#14
a war fought by troops who wield a tommy gun in 1 hand and a sabre in the other while riding a vicious bear.

Last edited by pwrmax at Mar 27, 2008,
#16
a movie about a homeless clown that tells everyone the end of the world is comming everyday, so people stop believing him, but then it actually does happen. and the story ends after 30 minutes with the line " i told you so." then i cuts to another hour and a half of hard core pornography. oh and put some wisecraking sharks in there somewhere.
#17
Quote by stellar_legs
Are you trying to say that No Country wasn't good?


Think hard about how you answer that.


Thinking...

No, it sucked. Prove me wrong.

EDIT:

And then try to tell me it has some symbolism to the "war" in Iraq.

FRIENDO
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
Last edited by Blow Me at Mar 27, 2008,
#18
Quote by Blow Me
Thinking...

No, it sucked. Prove me wrong.


Um, I hate to switch the subject, but could you explain why you thought it sucked?
Poor advice.
#19
A movie where a man troubled by society has nowhere else to turn in life, finds satisfaction when he logs onto a website called "ultimate-guitar" and posts his problems in the so called "pit" and finds solutions which lead for some crazy schemes and mishaps
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#21
Quote by stellar_legs
Not exactly a movie but...

This is how the last episode of Full House should've ended:

The gang are sitting around the living room reflecting on all of the good times and bad times, and it shows clips from past episodes like most flashback episodes do. And in the end, there's a knock at the door. Danny Tanner goes to open it and low and behold, it's his wife! Back from the DEAD! Then, they launch a spin-off show starring Bob Saget called My Wife the Zombie.



you win this thread

where did full house come from though lol
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Brett has been saving for a splawn for 4 years
countries have been toppled in the time it's taking, revolutions won got a black pres

yawn


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When he finally gets one it'll probably be televised like the Berlin Wall coming down.
The end of an era
#22
Milk Truck Driver starring Queen Latifa.

Lost: Chuck Norris Isle.

Lord of the Rings: and the Holy Grail.

Children of Mr. T.

30 days of Mardi Gras.

Indiana Jones and the last night in Cabo.


Alien & Predator vs Lloyd Christmas. (I didn't come up with this one..)
#23
Quote by stellar_legs
Um, I hate to switch the subject, but could you explain why you thought it sucked?



Oh my bad, but you just did.

And this is what I honestly think of it:

Let's just start off by saying that every movie ever made has some kind of backbone to stand on. Whether it be race, religion, poverty, or some dumbasscliche "Scary Movie" bull...there have to be people backing you.

NEWS FLASH: ( Ebert and Roeper say: ) The Cohen brothers kick ass!

To be honest with you, I don't sit around and watch movies all day. Hell, I don't watch them when I can buy them at GoodWill, but when someone offers me an Oscar-winning sell-out to you - free of charge - you take it. And I was highly disappointed by the fact that the main character of the movie was only in the screenplay about (estimate) 35% of the time.

So why do you support it?
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#24
Ok! I came up with this when I was high as ****. And I'm high now writing it.

Best movie idea ever: You've heard of that movie coming out with the girl having a killer toothy vag, right? Well in the sequel, she grows and even larger munching muffin growing out of her back that can eat whole people at once! Just imagine it!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#26
Quote by snipelfritz
Ok! I came up with this when I was high as ****. And I'm high now writing it.

Best movie idea ever: You've heard of that movie coming out with the girl having a killer toothy vag, right? Well in the sequel, she grows and even larger munching muffin growing out of her back that can eat whole people at once! Just imagine it!


You have to make the first movie sell some tickets, no?
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#27
Quote by NFFC_1865
Boss Nigga...

A blak man bringint black mans law to to a white mans town.

...oh wait :/


OH YES! I still need to see that.
#29
assassins creed: the movie
We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?
#30
Quote by Blow Me
Oh my bad, but you just did.

And this is what I honestly think of it:

Let's just start off by saying that every movie ever made has some kind of backbone to stand on. Whether it be race, religion, poverty, or some dumbasscliche "Scary Movie" bull...there have to be people backing you.

NEWS FLASH: ( Ebert and Roeper say: ) The Cohen brothers kick ass!

To be honest with you, I don't sit around and watch movies all day. Hell, I don't watch them when I can buy them at GoodWill, but when someone offers me an Oscar-winning sell-out to you - free of charge - you take it. And I was highly disappointed by the fact that the main character of the movie was only in the screenplay about (estimate) 35% of the time.

So why do you support it?


No Country's "backbone" as you call it was the idea of human morals. Good and bad. It's a story of good (Tommy lee Jones), Evil (Javier Bardem), and the best that a man can be (Josh Brolin). It's ideals are as old as the fucking Old Testament.

The central character (who isn't even the central character) having brief screen time is a problem? Hannibal Lecter had a total of 17 minutes screentime. Hell, Micheal keaton in Beetlejuice had only 13. If you watched more movies, then you would appreciate it every time a movie comes along that defies standards and structure and convention. It's unlinear, which makes it captivating. Maybe the abrupt ending pissed you off, but if you paid attention you'd realize that it wraps the entire movie up.

And I'm shocked that you didn't even find it enjoyable simply for the violence and action. Most casual film goers eat that shit up.

But hey, I can't change your mind. I was just honestly interested in why you didn't like it.
Poor advice.