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The lady that lives in the apartment above my girlfriend and myself came home and heard me playing from outside. She knocked on my window and asked if I would talk to her outside. I was like b***h this better be good cuz I'm practicing my Van Halen. So I go to the front door and open it and she says, "I don't mind you playing but could you" and then BAM I punched her directly in the throat, and I said,"C**t, your right. You don't mind me playing. Now is there anything else I can help you with?" and shes getting all dirty on the ground and s**t gasping for air acting like she couldn't breath. Then when I least expected it she goes, "just turn it down a little after 10:30?" and I stop and stare at her while shes managing not to be dead. "Bitch," I said,"today is your lucky day! Cuz my girlfriend don't like it much either when she's trying to sleep, so I'll tell you what, I'll turn it down when I get tired and wanna sleep and if by coincidence that's when your tired and wanna sleep then you get what you want." then I paused trying to figure out if i was dreaming,"But don't count on it!" i yelled at her. Then I kicked her in the ovaries so I don't end up getting any of that attitude down the line and walked inside.
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#6
Man, we've all seen the Unforgivable videos. Don't try to pull this bull**** ripoff tactic on us.
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#8
Unforgivable fail...

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#9
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Man, we've all seen the Unforgivable videos. Don't try to pull this bull**** ripoff tactic on us.


indeed.


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#10
you, sir, fail, this was totally pointless and a waste of my time
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#12
Quote by pinksalmon
The lady that lives in the apartment above my girlfriend and myself came home and heard me playing from outside. She knocked on my window and asked if I would talk to her outside. I was like b***h this better be good cuz I'm practicing my Van Halen. So I go to the front door and open it and she says, "I don't mind you playing but could you" and then BAM I punched her directly in the throat, and I said,"C**t, your right. You don't mind me playing. Now is there anything else I can help you with?" and shes getting all dirty on the ground and s**t gasping for air acting like she couldn't breath. Then when I least expected it she goes, "just turn it down a little after 10:30?" and I stop and stare at her while shes managing not to be dead. "Bitch," I said,"today is your lucky day! Cuz my girlfriend don't like it much either when she's trying to sleep, so I'll tell you what, I'll turn it down when I get tired and wanna sleep and if by coincidence that's when your tired and wanna sleep then you get what you want." then I paused trying to figure out if i was dreaming,"But don't count on it!" i yelled at her. Then I kicked her in the ovaries so I don't end up getting any of that attitude down the line and walked inside.


#13
and you guys are angry cuz my story(a little exagerated) had nothing to do with sex
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#15
waste of time? your on an internet forum. Its not like you were curing cancer and i stop by your house to interupt and say this.
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#17
Quote by pinksalmon
The lady that lives in the apartment above my girlfriend and myself came home and heard me playing from outside. She knocked on my window and asked if I would talk to her outside. I was like b***h this better be good cuz I'm practicing my Van Halen. So I go to the front door and open it and she says, "I don't mind you playing but could you" and then BAM I punched her directly in the throat, and I said,"C**t, your right. You don't mind me playing. Now is there anything else I can help you with?" and shes getting all dirty on the ground and s**t gasping for air acting like she couldn't breath. Then when I least expected it she goes, "just turn it down a little after 10:30?" and I stop and stare at her while shes managing not to be dead. "Bitch," I said,"today is your lucky day! Cuz my girlfriend don't like it much either when she's trying to sleep, so I'll tell you what, I'll turn it down when I get tired and wanna sleep and if by coincidence that's when your tired and wanna sleep then you get what you want." then I paused trying to figure out if i was dreaming,"But don't count on it!" i yelled at her. Then I kicked her in the ovaries so I don't end up getting any of that attitude down the line and walked inside.


epic.
#19
Quote by pinksalmon
and you guys are angry cuz my story(a little exagerated) had nothing to do with sex

1 - Pointless and not structured as a topic for discussion. Spam.

2 - Complete BS.

3 - Not funny. Mildly amusing at the very best. Don't bore us.

4 - ...


... *reported*


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#24
no pcp, i just take whatever pills my mom keeps in the medicine closet
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#27
What THE Fu*k was that?
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****, nah I've never got anything like that, I just get 'YOU'VE WON THE MOTHERFUUCKIN LOTTERY IN IREELAND SEND ME UR DETAILS N U GET 10 000 000 DOLLLAAZZ"

But I'm sure some paid hitman wouldn't email that, and would have better grammar
#29
wow geee your so cool..how can i be more like you
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#31
That was way too nice to be Unforgiveable.
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#32
Damn 08'ers.
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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.

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I skimmed through, saw pregnancy test, and "why is there blood". I'm going to assume you just punched her in the ovaries, problem solved.


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#34
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admit it, you would ALL be laughing and giving congrats to the TS if they were kensai or SD or someone...

+1
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I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#35
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Damn 08'ers.

Hey! Coming from an 07er, your opinion is void. Especially when you haven't even been here a year.
#36
Oh God, please tell me this isn't supposed to be funny..
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
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