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#3
Lifes short, Drink often!
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#8
Rule no. 1: NEVER post a thread whining about how people hate MGs and Spiders, or thou shalt be righteously flamed.
#9
Quote by insanitybreed
Thou must always hate Pete Wentz,Jarred Leto,Tre' Kool & Travis Barker, and often complain about their vagina.

Fixed
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#11
If it exists, there are pictures of it?
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#12
learn to at least play 3 songs on your instrument or you arent a musician.
When i die, i wanna be burried upside down...so that anybody who doesnt like me can kiss my ass.

marilize leguana!
#13
Quote:
Originally Posted by insanitybreed
Thou must always hate Pete Wentz,Jarred Leto,Tre' Kool & Travis Barker, and often complain about their vagina.


Fixed


Yea, here here.
#14
What is mind?, No matter! What is matter? Nevermind!
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#15
Quote by gunners fan
Fixed


Why would you input the name Travis Barker? That's just wrong, stop doing that.
#16
Quote by spartan 118
If it exists, there are pictures of it?

Rule 34: if there is a picture of it, there is pr0n of it
#17
Quote by insanitybreed
Thou must always hate Pete Wentz, and often complain about his vagina.

I CONCUR!
#18
1. lack of evidence is not evidence of absence. (just because you dont know its there, doesnt mean you know its not there).

2. dro with bro's, shrag with hags

3. It's better to die on your feet, then die on your knees

4. Don't get high on your own supply

and finally

5. DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
#19
Quote by BlisteringDDj
He has used the search bar...


It's was my suggestion for a UG rule of life, retard.
#20
"thou shall mock those who are serious"
"there is no such thing as a serious person on UG"

and something relating penises, since every single day i come on the pit there is a thread about something about 1 penis or more
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#21
You will always hate Dragonforce and everything about them (even if you have never listened to them). Always.
#23
Quote by FarewellMemory
Rule 34: if there is a picture of it, there is pr0n of it


There are only 25 rules though.

Thou shalt not mention the hot that turns icy or the picture of a pear stating "Lolwut?"
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#24
Quote by King Krapp
You will always hate Dragonforce and everything about them (even if you have never listened to them). Always.


let us be reasonable here comrades, they make us laugh =)
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i got tired of my signature and i no longer has one

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#25
Quote by sestemofatowel
3. It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees


Fixed.
Quote by skater dan0
Damn you and your ninja-like modding
#29
If you can, hit it.
Rule 34.
Thou shalt not expect serious answers in The Pit.
Use the search bar.
Don't report FrenchyFungus.
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#30
"pics or it didn't happen"
"if in doubt, do a barrel roll"
"thou shalt never post the lol wut pear"
"Thou shalt always be thinking of excuses to post the lol wut pear"
#32
its a proven fact that if u start a forum with the word sex in its title on UG, everyone will look at it
When i die, i wanna be burried upside down...so that anybody who doesnt like me can kiss my ass.

marilize leguana!
#33
A Smart-arse is nothing but an educated dumb-arse!
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#39
Quote by psss

ps these are in no order from best to worst, just general rules and i decided which ones are worthy or not (stupid ones shall be disreguarded so dont bother)

1. Lifes short, Drink often

2. Thou must always hate Pete Wentz,Jarred Leto,Tre' Kool & Travis Barker, and often complain about their vaginas.

3. Thou shalt be righteously flamed.

4. If it exists, there are pictures of it

5. learn to at least play 3 songs on your instrument or you arent a musician

6. What is mind?, No matter! What is matter? Nevermind!

7. It's better to die on your feet, then die on your knees

8. Use the search bar.

9. lack of evidence is not evidence of absence.

10. thou shall mock those who are serious

11. You Must Practice Every Day!

12. Thou must troll. Not all the time. Just, whenever.

13. You will always hate Dragonforce and everything about them - Threadstarter fav

14. Thou shalt only post one thread per day which involves ones penis

15. its a proven fact that if u start a forum with the word sex in its title on UG, everyone will look at it


16. He Who Posts The "LOL WUT" Pear and is NOT BANNED, SHALL BE THE MESSIAH!!


Not stupid you say?



Never back down - even if you've been proven wrong and made to look stupid.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#40
Thou Shall never admit to liking Falloutboy,sum41 or Blink-182 in the pit!
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
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