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I'm taking classes now, so post your favorite joke, and I'll read and rate them when I get back! Make 'em good! Rock On!
I broke my G-string while fingering a minor. lol

Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Teisco delray
Washburn Lyon AAR signature edition
Line 6 Spider II
Boss Metal zone
Dunlop Crybaby Classic Wah
#6
How do you catch a bra?


Set up a Booby Trap!!!!!

Oh, and the classic:

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?


A carrot
FALKIRK

We'll win something someday

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Falkirk is the home of runners up.

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#8
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
#10
knock knock

who's there?

the SEARCHBAR lol


edit: ohhh already done before : (
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i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#11
PATIENT: "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"
DOCTOR: "That's the least of your worries my friend. You have AIDS".

Q. How many feminists does is take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. 1 to change the bulb. The other one to suck my ***

Q. What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A. Gang rape.
#13
how does an elephant ask for a bun?


can i have a bun?


EDIT: why'd the cat fall out of the tree? because the monkey pushed it.
why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? becasue it was stapled to the cat
Last edited by stephen_rettie at Mar 27, 2008,
#15
Quote by classicrockrox
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!


#16
How do you get a fat chick into bed?

Piece of cake


why did the pervert cross the road?

because he couldn't get his penis out of the chicken
"Life is like oral sex, one slip of the tongue and your in s**t"
#18
wats 2ft tall 6ft wide and cant fit through doorways?

a baby with a javelin through its neck


wats the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

u take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline


wats worse than ten babies nailed to one tree

one baby nailed to ten trees


Edit: lol dead baby jokes ftw. wtf are u on about
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BEST PAINTJOB EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is the sickest paint job in all of GB&C



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#20
Quote by The_Kelaninator
wats 2ft tall 6ft wide and cant fit through doorways?

a baby with a javelin through its neck


wats the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

u take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline


wats worse than ten babies nailed to one tree

one baby nailed to ten trees

Edit: lol dead baby jokes ftw. wtf are u on about



Thats even better not worse
#21
Q. What should you do if you come across an epileptic having a fit in the bath tub?
A. Throw in your laundry!

Q. What's brown and sticky and smells of poo?
A. Elton John's ****.
#23
What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?

Drops him off at band practice.
<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
<rycool> ...

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you appear to have sigged on of my drunken posts
#24
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari


dont have a ferrari in my garage
Gear:
Jackson DK2 Trans Black

Peavey 6505
Marshall 1960AV
#25
Anyone have any good Identity Property jokes???
(I know... I know... Just asking for them is good enough)
Quote by Banjocal
sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#26
What's the difference between a Mustang GT and 1000 dead babies?


.....


....


I don't have a Mustang GT in my garage.

EDIT: Damn, beaten to it.
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

Quote by solidgay
Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


^Best Reply Ever!

Quote by imdeth
metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#27
What's black, red and says hello?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#28
an old black guy and a young black guy jump off a building, who hits the ground first?


who cares?
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


Quote by bequickorbedead
She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#30
Quote by Zero-Hartman
What's black, red and says hello?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron


I laughed so hard at that

#33
These last 2 were awesome! ^
E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#34
This guy is drunk at a party. After using the restroom, he goes up to the host and asks: "Do you have green toilet paper that says fuck you?" The host says "No, why?", and the guy replies, "Well, I think I just wiped my ass with your parrot."
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#35
How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?


Six. One to change the lightbulb, and the other five to watch him and say, "This guy sucks!"

Four gay guys walk into a bar, but only one stool is left, how do they sit?


They turn the stool over.
I know exactly what I think I'm doing.
#36
Quote by teh GoOs3


Four gay guys walk into a bar, but only one stool is left, how do they sit?


They turn the stool over.


Whats a common pickup line at a gay bar?

"Can I push in your stool for you?"
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#37
whats a mean joke to play on helen keller?


leave the plunger in the toilet.
yep now were gonna get a ton of helen keller jokes
#38
Quote by tum-tum05
whats a mean joke to play on helen keller?


leave the plunger in the toilet.
yep now were gonna get a ton of helen keller jokes



LOL that reminds me.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?


They rearranged the furniture.
I know exactly what I think I'm doing.
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