#1
Ok...

I know this sounds like an odd (very odd) request, but I need some help locating tabs for "70's style porn music."

Some of that heavy wah usage stuff.

I've got a roommate that's gotten, to say the least, very vocal in his amorous ways with his new gf (who's also very vocal).

I figured, if I can't beat 'em (heh), I'll join 'em.

So any help would be appreciated...

Thanks!
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#2
omg this is the best thing i have read in a long time...lol i wanna do that too lol
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#4
awww listen to the shaft theme
Im not sure how to pull that stuff off though, would like to know how.
#5
Surely SOMEONE has to have a song or two tabbed...

I don't want to know why...

I just want the tabs...
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#6
howabout something like Marvin gaye's - let's get it on?
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#7
Best thread I've seen in a long time

Parts of 'Surfing with an alien' might work quite well.
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#8
You should totally set up a camera, so they can be heard, you can be seen and then when you start playing they will be seen coming out of the room with sheets around them saying "wtf??". I take it it would be an awesome reaction :p.
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#9
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Best thread I've seen in a long time

Parts of 'Surfing with an alien' might work quite well.

Yes. this song is perfect.
The groovy Start alone, then the lead comes in from nowhere.
The Random off key harmonics and notes leaves confusion.
Then:
The worrying solo that doesnt last long enough.
Back to the:
The repetative key moves.
The big finish that only leaves the lead line satisfied while the rhythm keeps going into fade wondering where the lead went.
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#10
^ Can't say I thought of it in quite so much detail, but yes to everything you said.

Try putting wah and a few pinch harmonics on something like this...

|--------------------------------------
|--------------------------------------
|--------------------------------------
|-/7-5---5-7--4br----------------------
|------7----------7-----------5--------
|-----------------------5-8-5---8-5----


Probably not going to help much though considering there isn't any audio with it.
Just mess around.
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#11
TS, if you want I can compose something In guitar pro with extreme-porngroove esque.
I like a challenge.

Or I could double up with someone and compose.
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#12
try funk from the 70's, or motorhead, or just play something really weird like buckethead or a korn song, might freak em out enough, or just enough...


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#13
I know a guy who has a chord he uses with his wah for porn groove style sounds...I forgot the chord shape though...


EDIT: Try this shape
|--------3-------------------|
|--------3-------------------|
|--------2-------------------|
|--------3-------------------|
|----------------------------|
|----------------------------|
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TS, if you want I can compose something In guitar pro with extreme-porngroove esque.
I like a challenge.

Or I could double up with someone and compose.


I'd love to hear a UG composition! I have Guitar Pro so let me see what'cha got!

I've been doing some searching on music to listen to and hadn't realized that they actually have 70's porn music CDs... LOL

I still want to be able to play it on my own as opposed to just throwing a CD in the stereo...

Thanks for all the suggestions guys! Keep 'em coming.

For the moment, been practicing on coordinating my feet (on the wah) with my hands. Unfortunately, I can't do much practicing with them at home... have to endure another weekend long visit.
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#17
do something by steve vai


tender surrender is perfect for porno
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#18
actually listen to some old Beastie Boys like
Sabrosa, the intro is perfect.
#19
bomchickawahwah? anyone know how to play that?
its part of that new axe commercial