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#1
My second odd request of the day... don't ask...

I've just gotten rid of my Guyatone Auto-wah and looking for a decent replacement. It was very poppy, which was fine, but it didn't seem to have much flexibility to it, or real control.

I'd prefer a nice auto-wah type pedal, but if the only way I'm going to get the control I seek is to go with an actual wah pedal, then I guess that's it.

But I don't know what else I need specifically for... well... porn.

Specifically, 70's style porn music.

What other things are used to get that "signature" sound and tone? I would guess maybe a phaser, flanger, Ron Jeremy?

It's actually a very serious request.

My roommate, and his recently acquired, new gf, have become rather... vocal... in the last few days...

I figured, if I can't beat 'em, I might as well join in...

I'm so glad I have a 100watt tube amp...
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#4
very nice solution! No idea what'd get you the sound, but you sir are a master!
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#5
i think you have to hire ron jeremy to sleep w/ ur amp...
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#6
"recently aquired, new gf"... rofl

Oh, I don't think Ron Jeremy would apprechiate you "using" him
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#7
Lol that's gold, you need Ron Jeremy though
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#8
i think the easiest would be with a real wah
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#11
I'm looking at the 535Q for a wah. Seems to be the best fit around.

Unfortunately Ron Jeremy's busy... and he wouldn't fit in the cab anyway.

I'd listen to some music to get a better idea, only problem is I'm currently at work, and I'm almost positive that 70's porn music eminating from my cubicle will make a few people more than just a little curious.

On a nice note, another roommate (who likes to play bass) is intrigued about the idea.
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#12
pics or the sexy time didnt happen
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#13
Quote by Hakael


My roommate, and his recently acquired, new gf, have become rather... vocal... in the last few days...

I figured, if I can't beat 'em, I might as well join in...

I'm so glad I have a 100watt tube amp...



You kick ass hahahaha.
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#14


that's the best idea I've heard lately..

and I have a 535q..it's very versatile and it sounds like a porn soundtrack if used properly

EDIT: and by the way..why settle for a porn song when you can play an entire set of songs appropiate for the situation? just keep playing until they throw something at you
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Last edited by tincho729 at Mar 27, 2008,
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Quote by tincho729

EDIT: and by the way..why settle for a porn song when you can play an entire set of songs appropiate for the situation? just keep playing until they throw something at you


Believe me, I had entertained the thought of playing "Flight of the Bumblebees," but staring at that tab nearly gave me a heart attack...

As far as pics...

If i can get the rig setup, I'll take pictures of that. If my webcam is being cooperative, and they're being especially vocal... I may put the concert on DVD.
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#17
like i said, pics or it didnt happen, as for a wah, i have a morley but dunno bout porn sounds, auto wah though, try th mxr
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#19
so does anyone know how to play that one that goes bow chicka wow wow.. chicka wow or w/e? I can never figure it out...and I dont know if its an actual song...is it?
#23
You'd want to put a condom on your fret hands thumb and put a bit of lube on the tip of your pick. Trust me. It works.
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#24
You should play and SING prince songs... haha
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#25
You've got to get your rig all set up in the room, with tape over the lights so they don't notice it's on, with the cable running out the window into the next room. Then you leave, walk into the next room, and light it up. You might want to put a pedal after the wah with the volume all the way down so the rig is completely quiet, then stomp on the pedal to play.
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Quote by Jimbleton
like i said, pics or it didnt happen, as for a wah, i have a morley but dunno bout porn sounds, auto wah though, try th mxr


I'll take pics of the rig, and MAY make a video of me um... performing...

But believe me, you don't want to see pictures of the vocals...

Unless you have paypal.
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#27
i will cheque in the post ASAP!
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#28
Ok, well, step one is completed.

I happened upon a decently working Morley Wah at a local pawn shop for some pocket change... I know, I wanted to get the 535Q, and I still probably will, but this fits the bill in the meantime.

Still trying to huntdown actual tabs to some porn music. If anyone happens to have some (I know SOMEONE's got to...), please, send 'em my way.

In the meantime, I guess I'm going to be listening to some now that I'm at home.

Oh, and how do you get that "chikka chikka" sound? I'm guessing some palm or fretting hand muting? I've only ever used an auto-wah, and so I'm trying to coordinate my feet now.
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#29
Congratulations on the new wah! I really hope this works..

I can't think of any porn songs right now, but I remember a thread in the pit about "songs to play while having sex" or something like that..you might want to check that out..

and I advise using a lot of palm mute between chords with the wah (like, muting with your fingers and just playing all the strings like an acoustic)..that'll get you porn
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#30
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------x--x--------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------x--x----7h9---7~~~~----------------------------------|
D|----2----------x---x-------------------------------------------------------|
A|----2----------x---x----------------------------------------------------------|
E|----0----------x---x---------------------------------------------------------|


That is what I came up with for the basic "bow chicka chicka bow wow" sound. Use the wah with everything except the E chord. Just make up variations of that.
#31
sorry, I couldn't find any wah songs, so you'll have to make something up..however, I was able to find a song that would fit the situation if you'd like to play a cd after using the wah..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8
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#32
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e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------x--x--------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------x--x----7h9---7~~~~----------------------------------|
D|----2----------x---x-------------------------------------------------------|
A|----2----------x---x----------------------------------------------------------|
E|----0----------x---x---------------------------------------------------------|


That is what I came up with for the basic "bow chicka chicka bow wow" sound. Use the wah with everything except the E chord. Just make up variations of that.


LOL

Awesome!

I'll just have to watch porn for more inspiration I suppose.
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#34
Okay, so since I got the Morley, now just need to figure out how I want to set it up.

Here's what I thought I'd use...


This is how I was thinking of setting it up...

Guitar>Morley>Big Muff>Amp>Send>EQ>NS-2>#1 Echo>Return (didn't realize the chorus was in there, not really planning on using it)

Any particular thing I should change? Might pickup a phaser or flanger this weekend, so if anyone's got suggestions on those (and where they might go), lemme know.

I don't think I've ever been so hyped to learn 70's porn music...

Now for some practice time while they're not home.
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#36


this is awsome..let us now how it turns out
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No. Everybody dies. And one day, given that your relationship doesn't crash and burn like so many do, one of you will end up deep in sorrow while watching the other one die.


#37
Quick question...

When using the wah pedal, do you just rock it back and forth with the beat, or do you rock it one way or another at each note (trying to match it with your strumming)?

I plan on getting some practice all week, and she's supposed to be coming back either Friday or Saturday so I'm hoping to have things down pat by then.
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#38
It all depends. I have no coordination so i always end up rocking it back and forth with every note but a lot of the best sounds come from doing it off beat. Just mess around and you should get a good feel for what you like after an hour or two.

Good luck again. This will be epic!
#39
Quote by tincho729
sorry, I couldn't find any wah songs, so you'll have to make something up..however, I was able to find a song that would fit the situation if you'd like to play a cd after using the wah..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8

#40
Quote by Hakael
My second odd request of the day... don't ask...

I've just gotten rid of my Guyatone Auto-wah and looking for a decent replacement. It was very poppy, which was fine, but it didn't seem to have much flexibility to it, or real control.

I'd prefer a nice auto-wah type pedal, but if the only way I'm going to get the control I seek is to go with an actual wah pedal, then I guess that's it.

But I don't know what else I need specifically for... well... porn.

Specifically, 70's style porn music.

What other things are used to get that "signature" sound and tone? I would guess maybe a phaser, flanger, Ron Jeremy?

It's actually a very serious request.

My roommate, and his recently acquired, new gf, have become rather... vocal... in the last few days...

I figured, if I can't beat 'em, I might as well join in...

I'm so glad I have a 100watt tube amp...


The absolutely brilliant thing about this request, is that I'm taking my wah wah pedal back to university with me, just for the very same reason! So kudos to you, sir!
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