The other thread got taken off and it was getting pretty funny so we are going to get another one started.
Lets get it started
he fails at life ^^
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I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.

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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
likes to eat small children ^^
My Gear
Yamaha Pacifica (D'addario Flatwound)
Roland Cube 60 watt
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
Electro-Harmonix Big Muff Pi
Boss RC-2
Montana Acoustic Guitar(Martin Regular)
^has three nipples

"When I die, I want people to play my music, go wild and freak out and do anything they want to do." - Jimi Hendrix

"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." - John Lennon

I'm a GIRL!
^is a sandwiche
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
you like to collect pepsi bottle caps and use them as penis caps when you jerk off. then you stack up the pepsi bottles and when you cum you try to shoot down the bottles with the bottle cap. but you can never manage to do it unless your staring at a picture of freddy prince jr. for some reason
^ had incest with his grandparents.

Strat rip off
G-400 alpine white (signed by Coheed & Cambria)
ESP MF-207

Crate V50 112

Electro-Harmonix Metal Muff
^ He masturbates to his avatar
Hey look, a stoner/doom album.

GENERATION 27: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

E-father of TheSPillow/Sam
E-brothers with Entity0009
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^ had incest with his grandparents.

that's kinda hard as they're underneath a lotta dirt and in a coffin
^keeps a 6-year-old sex slave under his bed.
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Nothing is stranger than being anonymous.
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^Internet porn star, specialises in midgets

How did you know?

^Watches midget porn and can't get off any other types of porn
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Nothing is stranger than being anonymous.