#1
hey everyone,

I love going to gigs and what i find to be a hilarious game to play afterwards is winding up the groupies.

My favourite method is simple but effective:

Wander causually past the stage door (a favourite groupie haunt) and say loudly to a companion "IT'S A SHAME THEY'RE ALL GAY"- confused and demoralised groupies galore.

This does get a bit repetative so i was wondering if anyone had any other ideas or had amusing stories to tell.

#3
Quote by iamaguitarfish

My favourite method is simple but effective:
Wander causually past the stage door (a favourite groupie haunt) and say loudly to a companion "IT'S A SHAME THEY'RE ALL GAY"- confused and demoralised groupies galore.

fail
#4
You're 14.

You don't get groupies.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#6
quailman.

i see you everywhere on these forums.
by the way, that's a duck.
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#8
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quailman.

i see you everywhere on these forums.
by the way, that's a duck.


Do not question TheQuailmans sense of biology

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#10
Quote by IlikeTheSKA
You're 14.

You don't get groupies.


He never said he was playin the gigs

Throw heavy things at them, blunt force traumas always a fun one!
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#11
IlikeTheSKA - not MY groupies- for a start im too ugly 4 that and anyway i mean when i go to gigs and other peoples groupies are hanging around
#12
Quote by iamaguitarfish
I love going to gigs and what i find to be a hilarious game to play afterwards is winding up the groupies.

And then the real game is going to the doctor's the next day to see if you have teh AIDS?
#13
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Do not question TheQuailmans sense of biology


is biology a sense now?
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#14
I can give you groupies.


For a price.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#16
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is biology a sense now?

Shut it

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#17
I always thought proper groupies died out years ago

sure there are people who will sleep with people in bands, but no-one these days has the commitment to make a career out of it