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#1
Basically, all you have to do is name your worst nickname from school/work/etc.
Simple!!

Mine was Moleface at school 'cos basically I have a HUGE mole on my chin.

What are your worst nicknames pit?
#5
I don't have a nickname. Is that bad?
I just need about $3.50
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I'm the motherflippin'
#7
I was told I look like Squeak from Basketball (wouldn't know, I've never seen it), so for the last 8 years my friends have called me squeak.

Or Quentin, since my last name's Tarantino.
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#8
Cum stain xD

I sat in chewing gum = White stain on my butt lol. Was all over my ass.

Nickname only lasted a week though
"Punk is a state of mind, and no one can take that away from you."
#9
Cyborg

my name was both cool yet it's sorta offensive.

i was called that for my scoliosis and i had to wear a brace. (I still do)
私の名前はアジリョです

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#13
Street Soccer, Calculator boy, and it was even 'Suzy' and 'MacGregor' for a day.
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#14
My music teacher calls me Porko, because she says when I play the bari sax I have to really "pork" the notes out.
#15
Scarf Boy, Brown Shoes, Nerd Boy, Circa Survive, etc...

all given to me by my bass player hahah.
Check out my music:
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"Swing your hips, not your fists"- Cedric Bixler Zavala
#16
sparkles....cause my family name is brillon, and in french, that's similar to "brilliant" or "shiny"

hence "sparkles"...
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of course they're going to say
0H it'5 @ jAcK50l\l!??!?!
iT i5 TeH p\/\/naG3!!!

but yeah its fine
#17
All the chicks call me jordo (names jordan) I think its stupid but im to lazy to argue.
Gear:
Electric
Yamaha RGX520
Fender Strat HSS

Acoustic
1952 Martin and Co 00-18.
Yamaha FGX730SCA

Amp
Fender Twin Reverb
Fender Amp FM25 DSP

Pedals
Boss DS-1
#18
i was called maurice for a while by a fair few people. i have no idea why
#19
Everyone in my family calls me 'Bogey' for some odd reason, I can't remember having an incident with one to get hat nickname, oh well
Hull City A.F.C

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#20
My classmates in Phils. used to call me "Nosebleed" because I kicked ass in English. I actually love that nickname.
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#21
rent boy, perfect john, imperfect john, flawed john, bi john, gay (from my sister).

I don't dislike any of them as such, so I dunno which is my worst :/
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#22
moose, is that bad?
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#26
shortarse, and monkey and han banane, cause my friends cant be arsed to say hannah banana.
Yes, it's a very old username.
#28
Pubehead referring to my hair.

I swear none of the fags that call me that even have pubes if they think my hair looks like them.

Also, my parents used to call me "Claybees" when i was younger.
Bands to see before I die:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Megadeth
Reel Big Fish
Rush
Streetlight Manifesto

Gear:
Epi LP Standard
Washburn Strat
Line 6 Spider (Yes, I know it's bad)

GAS:
Ibanez RG3570Z
Digitech Whammy
#29
I only ever had one, which I gave myself in a drunken stupor at Reading Festival. All my friends have called me Bear since. They even call my older brother Big Bear.
ALL THE PLAYERS ARE KEEN GRAVE MAKERS
#30
Well I am regularly called Skunkboy by a small group of girls. I don't smell - they like naming people with animal names and I ended up with the dud.
Tell me, who is this?
It's Mr. Lemon...
What are you doing here?
I'm off to the cupboard, where I keep the bodies...
Bad Mr. Lemon, bad lemon.
#31
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What are your worst nicknames pit?

C*nt, bastard, sh*tface, etc.

The normal ones.
#32
Quote by sabbath1313
My music teacher calls me Porko, because she says when I play the bari sax I have to really "pork" the notes out.



Tell her to bend over and you'll show her the true meaning of porking.


My name is Logan, so i have Lowgunz, and Logonorrhea. Like the disease, ya know gonnorrhea. tehe.
#33
I have been called EC on several occasions!


For an obsessive Clapton fan, thats like an epic win. OOOHYEAH!!! *pelvic thrust*
#35
Quote by Centurion
I only ever had one, which I gave myself in a drunken stupor at Reading Festival. All my friends have called me Bear since. They even call my older brother Big Bear.

Can I call you bear?

EPICEDIT:

I'm called Jimi (Hendrix) in my guitar shop/guitar lesson pad.


#38
my last name is Wilmot so all through high school my friends would add words to replace either wil or mot, the most famous was Assmot, there was also the variation Assmotley crew, there was Wil Mount for Food, and tons of others. My college nickname was better "Ozzy"
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#39
Napoleon.

People call me Stoner though now.
Nighty Night keep your butthole tight
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