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#1
I am going to sell my soul to be an amazing guitar player. Would you guys give up your soul for guitar virtuosity?
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#3
I don't believe in the soul so hell yeah.
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#5
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I am going to sell my soul to be an amazing guitar player. Would you guys give up your soul for guitar virtuosity?


If I believed that people had souls, hell yes.

However, I don't, so I guess a kidney would do?

I'd sell a kidney for guitar skills.
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#6
Hell yeah.
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#8
yup... to get me some awesome blues playing!
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#9
If I went to a crossroad, and the devil appeared, I think I'd start to believe in souls and suchlike....
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#10
in all seriousness if it was possible, absolutly not. Im fairly religious(if your atheist or agnostic, don't be one those pricks who are intollerant of religious guys, im not calling you out or nuthin)
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#12
You're god damn right I would. No question. I'd throw in my left nut too.
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#13
its not actually possible, believe it or not, but you can practice, in a sense giving up your social life.. and in that case it is worth it for sure
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#14
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But how can you play guitar with no soul?

Everyone will say you're a shredder with no emotion.

good point
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You're god damn right I would. No question. I'd throw in my left nut too.

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#16
How would you play gut wrenchin blues if you aint got no soul?
I would not sell my soul.

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#17
Shredders have emotion!! And its not boring!

Oh and yeah you cant play guitar without a soul.
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#18
I hope you want to be a blues player. If so you are following standard protocol.
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#19
Kill someone and give his soul?

So I could still shred with emotion.
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How would you play gut wrenchin blues if you aint got no soul?
I would not sell my soul.

EWdit: damn, someone already said it



*cough* Robert Johnson *cough*
#22
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I hope you want to be a blues player. If so you are following standard protocol.



Funny thing, people said that Good Ol' Robert Johnson had "Soul" but he himself admitted he sold his own Soul. so..

Wtf?
#23
To make it legit you have to break an old black guy out af an old folks home and have a guitar battle with steve vai
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#24
This reminded me of the black guitarist from O Brother Where Art Thou? that sold his soul to get teh br00tal shredding skillz.


But I wouldn't.
#25
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Funny thing, people said that Good Ol' Robert Johnson had "Soul" but he himself admitted he sold his own Soul. so..

Wtf?

Maybe you keep your soul until you die, then hand it over?
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To make it legit you have to break an old black guy out af an old folks home and have a guitar battle with steve vai

And win by playing a note Vai can't reach, despite the fact that you're playing a tele and he's got a charvel with a floyd rose...
#26
Steve Vai did.

Ralph Macchio did.

And at least 50% of the above have badass karate skills.

Need I say more about soul-selling?
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#28
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To make it legit you have to break an old black guy out af an old folks home and have a guitar battle with steve vai



Man, I already did that. All that happened was I beat Steve Vai with my Classical Skillz. He got mad at the end and dropped his guitar. I went to Chicago with the old black guy and then we parted ways.

EDIT: I hated the way that movie ended after the final battle.
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And win by playing a note Vai can't reach, despite the fact that you're playing a tele and he's got a charvel with a floyd rose...



pfft charvel with a floyd pfft
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#30
do, dun dun dun, do do bah do

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#31
I don't wanna be a virtuoso, so no.
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#32
no, even if I didn't think there would be bad consequences. that's the cheater's way of getting skills

edit: btw, TS, if you actually do it, tell us how it turns out
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#33
Uhm, no because I value my eternal soul a little more than guitar skills.


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#34
UPDATE: TS here, I went down to the Crossroads. A black man appeared, and gave me a piece of paper. It was a contract, and said I will be an amazing guitar player, but I don't have to sell my soul. Its something worse...I have to be endorsed by Dean and play Dean Razorbacks the rest of my life!!. I told him I would think about it. So I went home and now the contract is in my hands as I am typing this. What do I do?
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#35
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UPDATE: TS here, I went down to the Crossroads. A black man appeared, and gave me a piece of paper. It was a contract, and said I will be an amazing guitar player, but I don't have to sell my soul. Its something worse...I have to be endorsed by Dean and play Dean Razorbacks the rest of my life!!. I told him I would think about it. So I went home and now the contract is in my hands as I am typing this. What do I do?

cross out the dean razorbacks and put in parker fly
hell yea
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#36
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To make it legit you have to break an old black guy out af an old folks home and have a guitar battle with steve vai

win!

yes, i do get the reference.
#37
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yup... to get me some awesome blues playing!


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That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
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To make it legit you have to break an old black guy out af an old folks home and have a guitar battle with steve vai


What is that movie called?@?@?!?!?@!
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That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
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#39
Why not simply spend 5 years practicing; Making friends among peers and get a flourishing amount of contacts along the way?
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#40
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cross out the dean razorbacks and put in parker fly
hell yea

Manson's.

At least there's more room for creativity and diversity.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
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