Poll: Smooth or crunchy?
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View poll results: Smooth or crunchy?
Smooth
83 44%
Crunchy
60 32%
I don't like peanut butter
15 8%
Peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, etc.
16 9%
*insert inevitably popular nonsensical option here*
14 7%
Voters: 188.
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#1
Ok, so me and a group of friends were bored (yes, very) at school today and we got into a debate about which type of peanut butter is better:

Smooth or crunchy?

Personally, I choose smooth because if you wanted something crunchy which tasted of peanuts, you could eat peanuts. Or peanut M&Ms.

Poll will be up soon.

I used the search bar and there were two very old threads which never made it past one page and had different poll options to the ones I'm putting up. So no search bar jokes, alright?
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#2
This has been doen about 52352 times before..

But, crunchy, cause smooth sticks to the top of my mouth

EDIT: wasnt a searchbar joke..
#5
smooth... with nutella chocolate hazelnut spread!
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#7
caremel PB ROCKS!
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smooth... with nutella chocolate hazelnut spread!


FTW!


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#9
Crunchy fo sho.

On a side note, does anyone else like to put regular potato chips in their PB&J sandwiches? I just think it adds a little extra crunch to it, and it tastes yummy.
#10
crunchy is harder to spread, so i have to go with smooth
in complete randomness, i once knew a girl who thought whe lot a tooth when she was eating crunchy peanut butter in her pb&j. Twas quite funny
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Crunchy fo sho.

On a side note, does anyone else like to put regular potato chips in their PB&J sandwiches? I just think it adds a little extra crunch to it, and it tastes yummy.

that works with some sandwiches, but with pb&j? i don't like the sound of it, but maybe il try it one day, and then il know whether happytimeharry was a madman or a genius
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that works with some sandwiches, but with pb&j? i don't like the sound of it, but maybe il try it one day, and then il know whether happytimeharry was a madman or a genius




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smooth... with nutella chocolate hazelnut spread!


holy crap dude. ive never heard of that before, but i want it now *drools*

edit: and about the chips, i love doritos on a turkey sandwich :-)
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#17
Smooth. Crunchy is just too much for me...but i eat 2-4 TBSP a day for bodybuilding so I get tired of chewing so much xD
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edit: and about the chips, i love doritos on a turkey sandwich :-)


O_o


I'll have to try that. Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch?
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holy crap dude. ive never heard of that before, but i want it now *drools*

edit: and about the chips, i love doritos on a turkey sandwich :-)


yeah man, you know those ferero rocher chocolate things?

imagine that smothered in smooth peanut butter.... heaven!
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caremel PB ROCKS!


Caramel?

Really?

That exists?

I must try this...
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#21
When I spread it, I make sure there isn't many nuts. So it's like 25% crunchy.
#22
Smooth for peanut butter cookies, crunchy for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
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lol

PEANUT ALLERGY FTW!!!

Same here...
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#24
I go both ways in terms of peanut butter, so I just chose peanut butter jelly time.

I guess I'm bi-peanutbutter-sexual...
...

#25
i normally have smooth.

i havent had crunchy in a long time actually, so i guess i cant really say that i like smooth more.

id have to get both and compare them right now to really decide.
#27
Not a big fan of peanut butter, it sticks everywhere. I love Uncrustables though, the grape-flavored ones. So I'm gonna go with smooth peanut butter.
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I go both ways in terms of peanut butter, so I just chose peanut butter jelly time.

I guess I'm bi-peanutbutter-sexual...


When pushed, you must be able to make a choice though..? If, hypothetically, I held a hypothetical gun to your head and asked you to tell me what your hypothetical favourite type of peanut butter was in a purely hypothetical situation or you would be hypothetically dead, what would you say, hypothetically speaking?
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#29
if you're intersted I would say that smooth would spread on the nuts the easiest and problably wouldn't scratch as much having it taken off by a person or animal or something
#30
smooth peanut butter is better. You can't use crunchy peanut butter as lube... well, you could, but it wouldn't be comfortable..

edit: wait, did i really just say that? well, i gotta go...
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#31
H-H-HIJACKED

New question that me and a friend have been fighting over for a while
is peanut butter sweet or salty ?
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When pushed, you must be able to make a choice though..? If, hypothetically, I held a hypothetical gun to your head and asked you to tell me what your hypothetical favourite type of peanut butter was in a purely hypothetical situation or you would be hypothetically dead, what would you say, hypothetically speaking?


Hypothetically, I'd probably write a long hypothetical paragraph to hypothetically match this one, but I'm hypothetically not in the mood at all, I've just hypothetically received horrible news.

However, I'd say that in the event of such a situation, I'd hypothetically cut off your wang and slap you with it for being so needlessly extreme about peanut butter.


...


(smooth)
...

#33
Quote by AnoKid09
its peanut butter jelly time!



damn you, you beat me to it


anyways


it's peanut butter jelly time, its peanut butter jelly time

way yeah
way yeah
way yeah
how low

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#34
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However, I'd say that in the event of such a situation, I'd hypothetically cut off your wang and slap you with it for being so needlessly extreme about peanut butter.

(smooth)


*scarred for life at the thought of that...*

Isn't there a chance I'd die of blood loss first? I really hope there is. Also, I was going to make your death quick, at least.

but at least you said smooth
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#35
I cant stand peanut butter.... or jelly


*shudders* so gross...
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#36
Crunchy, crunchy to oblivion It is by far the greatest of all spreadable snacks, when thickly dolloped on giant pieces of crusty, slightly burnt toast, accompanied by some strong tea is a snack which comes close to rivalling rare beef.
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I guess I'm bi-peanutbutter-sexual...

you have sex with peanut butter?!?!
#39
Smooth, like my womanising skills .
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#40
I like both smooth and crunchy

I eat a PB sandwich everyday for lunch, no jelly
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