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#1
so today i was in school, and a kid comes up to me, knocks my books out of my hand and triumphantly cries "BIZ!".

do your schools have any wierd mémes like that?

i'll tell you a few more of ours:

LADGE: when you call someones name and look away as they turn to look at you.

MARTIN: what you say when someone tells a really bad joke.

lets hear yours!

TM
#2
Sometimes I punch people in the stomach.

What's a meme?
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#3
If only the pear weren't ban-able......


We don't have any, so to say.
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#4
If someone does or says something that may be considered homosexual, you're supposed to call money on them. Makes no sense really.
#5
Oh god.

The ones at my school are absolutely ridiculous.

There's one guy who does ALL of them (none of which are of his own invention).
He comes up behind me a shakes my schoolbag

Whenever someone leaves the room, he turns their bag and pencil cases inside out, and puts their stuff back in.

He shouts "CHAAAAAABIT" (in french) and grabs people's balls

Also, if a teacher selects an individual randomly, the rest of the class salutes the individual and calls them AN AMERICAN HERO™. Usually, the individual is not at all american.
#6
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#7
I have a search box meme at my school.
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#8
Quote by Kensai
Sometimes I punch people in the stomach.

What's a meme?


a meme is a fad

and my school has no weird memes.
#9
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Whenever someone leaves the room, he turns their bag and pencil cases inside out, and puts their stuff back in.



we have that too. we call it Nugget. or Dipper =S
#11
when someone does something stupid/embarassing in front of alot of people everyone screams out "diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick"
#13
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we have that too. we call it Nugget. or Dipper =S

We just call it "bagging" and "pencilcasing".

I guess that's a suitable name, until teabagging people catches on...
#16
Wait! We do have one!

Whenever someone farts, you have to figure out who did it, point at them, and say "Doorknob!" before they say "Safety!".

If you say "Doorknob" before they can say "Safety" then you get punch them repeatedly in the stomach until they touch a doorknob.

Gives me teh lulz.
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#17
Tons. We have a game we play called "Snap Catch" where we snap our fingers in a way that suggests we are throwing something, and do it back and forth in ridiculous ways, which is pretty fun. There is a creepy old guy who makes this funny noise when he talks, and we all run around making that noise for much lulz. My sister has a reputation of a skank, so a lot of times when I am in the room they will all shout out her name in an orgasmic way. A lot of our wrestlers take steroids and other legal supplements, so we'll always throw in little jokes about eating some weigh protein or drinking a creatine shake before playing any sort of game. It's a pretty good time.
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#18
Quote by Kensai
Sometimes I punch people in the stomach.

What's a meme?


Lulz

Sjovt der ikke er nogen der har fattet den endnu

Well at my school we just use the old ''she said that last night too''
#19
The whole "No Homo" thing is big in my school.
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#20
We have one


Its called USE THE SEARCHBAR
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#21
gurb- to steal someones stuff.
dooses-while engaging in a hand shake, a bitch pulls there hand away and says "dooses"
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#22
I've brought "That's what SHE said!" into our skool. Annoying when people copy you :[
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#23
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Lulz

Sjovt der ikke er nogen der har fattet den endnu

Well at my school we just use the old ''she said that last night too''

That's what she said.

edit: beaten.
Oh Shit!
#24
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Lulz

Sjovt der ikke er nogen der har fattet den endnu

Well at my school we just use the old ''she said that last night too''

At our school we just say, 'that's what she said'. Less of a mouthful.
#25
Quote by dudetheman
Wait! We do have one!

Whenever someone farts, you have to figure out who did it, point at them, and say "Doorknob!" before they say "Safety!".

If you say "Doorknob" before they can say "Safety" then you get punch them repeatedly in the stomach until they touch a doorknob.

Gives me teh lulz.



I imagined that happening....it makes no sense, but

How would a teacher react to that?

Also, "your mom" is the standard answer to most questions. Yes, it's an old one, but it is kinda funny in some situations.

Like on a survey "what do you want to be doing in 5 years time?" "Your mom"
#26
My school does the "your mom" and the "thats what she said".

But no, we have no creative fads.

And in middle school we would tell girls that "we dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die"
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#27
Quote by dudetheman
Wait! We do have one!

Whenever someone farts, you have to figure out who did it, point at them, and say "Doorknob!" before they say "Safety!".

If you say "Doorknob" before they can say "Safety" then you get punch them repeatedly in the stomach until they touch a doorknob.

Gives me teh lulz.

This.
#28
Quote by Våd Hamster
Lulz

Sjovt der ikke er nogen der har fattet den endnu

Well at my school we just use the old ''she said that last night too''


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#29
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Sometimes I punch people in the stomach.

What's a meme?

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#30
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Nä det gick rakt över allas huvuden


Presis


Nå der var en der ^
#31
Dont go to schooool anymore, but we used to have loads of stupid things like that. Spam was when you slapped someone on the forehead just right, so it made a sort of popping sound.

Chin was when you put your hand under someones chin and swiped it away to irritate them.


Pinball wizard was when a group of you would surround another and just push them into other people in the group/the wall/a tree/the stairs.


Nyeh was when we just used to shout nyeh when someone did something stupid/an unfunny joke. Is normally preceded by pretending the joke was good.

Then we had loads more than I would have to explain the history of people in our school/outside school for you to explain.


We also had stabbins and beatins, but they're not as interesting.
#32
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I have a search box meme at my school.


Instead of a searchbar?
#33
Whenever the number '69' pops up somewhere everyone starts laughing.

EDIT: Here's an example.

Teacher: OK, everyone turn to page 69.

The whole class:
Awakening The Revenant
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#34
At my old school, we had posters saying "JOHN IS COMING" all over the place. Kids stuck them in the trophy cases, taped them to the walls, handed them out, etc. Then the posters were banned, and we never heard of it again.





I never figured out who John was, and he never came =/

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#35
Quote by tim_mop
so today i was in school, and a kid comes up to me, knocks my books out of my hand and triumphantly cries "BIZ!".

do your schools have any wierd mémes like that?

i'll tell you a few more of ours:

LADGE: when you call someones name and look away as they turn to look at you.

MARTIN: what you say when someone tells a really bad joke.

lets hear yours!

TM


Do you go to school in the maidstone area? Cause the martin guy who that whole "martin!" thing is based off is a friend of a friend :P
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#36
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We have one


Its called USE THE SEARCHBAR



hahahahahha!!!!! im LMAO'ing... NAAT

you're a wee bit late there laddie
#37
we have....
THE GOGGLE GAME.

it's where you put on "goggles" by touching your thumbs and index fingers and putting them around your eyes, upside down style, and call someones name. if they look without blocking (by touching their finger to their nose), they have to touch their shoulder to the ground. My favorite time to do it is the middle of french class. hilarity ensues. also, if they block but you're not goggling, or you get blocked, then shoulder=ground, too.

we also have many of the aforementioned ones, although we call the inside-out backpack "cocooning"
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#38
Quote by dudetheman
Wait! We do have one!

Whenever someone farts, you have to figure out who did it, point at them, and say "Doorknob!" before they say "Safety!".

If you say "Doorknob" before they can say "Safety" then you get punch them repeatedly in the stomach until they touch a doorknob.

Gives me teh lulz.

Yes. This.

Also:

"Hey [person]!"

"What?"

"ZING!"

We do it to teachers too. Rather immature, but funny as hell.
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#39
Quote by dudetheman
Wait! We do have one!

Whenever someone farts, you have to figure out who did it, point at them, and say "Doorknob!" before they say "Safety!".

If you say "Doorknob" before they can say "Safety" then you get punch them repeatedly in the stomach until they touch a doorknob.

Gives me teh lulz.

We do the same thing :/
#40
Quote by sashki


I imagined that happening....it makes no sense, but

How would a teacher react to that?

Also, "your mom" is the standard answer to most questions. Yes, it's an old one, but it is kinda funny in some situations.

Like on a survey "what do you want to be doing in 5 years time?" "Your mom"


Usually with ISS for the both of us.

It mostly happens after school (while still in the school) or at lunch.

I remember one time that it happened to me...

I couldn't find a doorknob in time and I fell down. They continued to hit me until one of them had some mercy and pulled me to my feet.

I also remember a gang of us getting one of my friends while he was sleeping.

He was asleep on the floor and he let a huge one. Everyone yelled "DoorKNOB!!!!!" as loud as we could and started wailing on him, which woke him up.
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