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Okay, right now my band is in the middle of rehearsal. And we were about to take a break. So I had my pick in my mouth so my hands would be free and I coughed. Well I ended up swallowing my Dunlop Jazz III pick. (The black ones)
#7
uh what?

you are in the middle of practice, yet you are on UG?

do you have 4 arms or something?

or are you just lying? trying to tell us a funny story?
#8
How are you gonna feel when it comes out the other end?
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#11
you're in for a painfull bathroomtime soon
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#12
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uh what?

you are in the middle of practice, yet you are on UG?

do you have 4 arms or something?

or are you just lying? trying to tell us a funny story?


If you've ever had a band practice, You would know only 1 hour is spent practicing and 3 hours spend ****ing around.
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Quote by daytripper75
uh what?

you are in the middle of practice, yet you are on UG?

do you have 4 arms or something?

or are you just lying? trying to tell us a funny story?


We took a break to tell UG. What else was I supposed to do?
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How are you gonna feel when it comes out the other end?


I don't know, it's a pretty small pick.

and no it doesn't taste good.
#17
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We took a break to tell UG. What else was I supposed to do?


Think about how you're going to stop all that anal bleeding?!?!?!
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#21
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Did you feel it going down your neck?
I wouldn't fret if I were you.


Corny, but still funny. XD

Yeah, I've done that before, it's not fun.
#23
I don't think that it's going to hurt. It probably is going to be inside the crap so you won't feel it (hopefully).
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Did you feel it going down your neck?
I wouldn't fret if I were you.


very clever good sir, very clever!
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#26
stomach acid is very very strong... it might not even come out the other end... or at least not in the same shape lol
#27
When I was opening the topic I was thinking 'I always chew my Jazz III's...'

I think I'll stop now
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#28
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When I was opening the topic I was thinking 'I always chew my Jazz III's...'

I think I'll stop now


That is a great idea.
#29
Wow... And I thought I was the only person to have done that.

*sigh*

I even have a pick in my mouth at the moment...


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#30
I did the same exact thing a few months ago, with a black Jazz III too. I had it in my mouth and I was layin on my back and I inhaled to cough and down it went.

Im not sure if I ever shat it out. I never felt it.
#31
if your band is having practice, shouldnt you be with them instead of posting useless shyte on UG?...
#32
try a tortex one and tell me how it is
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#33
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if your band is having practice, shouldnt you be with them instead of posting useless shyte on UG?...


Welcome to the pit!
#34
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try a tortex one and tell me how it is


It never came out.....I never saw poor Picky again. He was a good mate indeed, there anytime I need to play.
#36
I have put a pick in my mouth 4 times today....its a bad habit. i have never eaten one tho.
#37
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stomach acid is very very strong... it might not even come out the other end... or at least not in the same shape lol


finally someone in the pit who knows something
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#38
Now I know the odds of this are slim but, my friend once ate a noodle and it came out of his penis, now just...what if...
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