#1
... It clogged the toilet without even any toilet paper.

It was pretty gnarly.

Post your records.
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#7
Quote by Kensai
Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

Quote by Rambo-Conny
Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.