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#1
So basically me and my friend are having a tournament to decide who's better in general. The other eight events we aren't decided on, but the most important one is the arm wrestle. I have 2 months to work out and get ready for this. And guess what?

Loser shaves all hair on their head and body minus eyebrows and eyelashes

Here's the problem. He's more muscular than me. Like, a lot more. Fortunately, my forearm is longer which give me an advantage as well. I plan on buying a grip strengthening tool thing and curling.

Anyone have any tips on how to prepare/ techniques for the battle? Obviously I won't take steroids or cheat or spit in his face while we're battling, so be constructive.
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#5
I don't see how a longer forearm will help you, wouldn't a shorter one help more due to center of gravity. If I was you I'd try and get him to agree on other events you may have an advantage in and just take the arm wrestle as a loss.
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#9
Sabotage his arm.
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#10
ok curling won't really help you with an arm wrestle. forearm is good since you can increase the pressure you put on him just by crushing his hand harder.
to build up your strength, go to the gym and take the cable machine and hold a cable at waist height with your elbow tucked into your hip. pull the cable in the same motion as you would move your arm in an arm wrestle, keeping your forearm parallel to the floor. these are rotator cuff exercises which are what you need to strengthen.

during the arm wrestle, do what you can to bend his wrist toward him to crush his will to keep going.
#12
you're an eotitval wanker. shaving your hair is probably for the est anyway, but sreiusly who cares whos betteR?
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#14
the night before release fire nats onto his bed, like thousands of them and then he will be all swolen and have no movement.but seeing as this may get you arrested for murder or the attempt to do so u can smeer some icy hot where he is going to put his elbow at and then just try to hold your own till it kicks in
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Quote by Dinkydaisy
you're an eotitval wanker. shaving your hair is probably for the est anyway, but sreiusly who cares whos betteR?


Go to bed you drunk. Seriously, drunk on UG?
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#17
break his wrist so it heals (cast taken off) about 3 days before the match.
If he pushes it too hard, snappy snappy again :P

Oh, and in response above, because the arms are pivoting on the base of the elbow, having shorter forearms means your arms have less distance to travel methinks, also if someone is "over" you (their hand is pushing down on yours and is getting a slight advantage) when pushing its REALLY hard to be able to get back from that
#18
Quote by Noyon999
break his wrist so it heals (cast taken off) about 3 days before the match.
If he pushes it too hard, snappy snappy again :P

Oh, and in response above, because the arms are pivoting on the base of the elbow, having shorter forearms means your arms have less distance to travel methinks, also if someone is "over" you (their hand is pushing down on yours and is getting a slight advantage) when pushing its REALLY hard to be able to get back from that


Oh yeh, that makes sense... As you can tell I'm **** at physics and arm wrestling
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#20
I'm pretty sure TS said all of the hair on his body.


that includes pubes.......and you don't wanna shave those off....

and armpit hair......loss of even more manliless

chest hair.......even more manliness gone

it would be hell.
#21
Quote by Kensai
Go to bed you drunk. Seriously, drunk on UG?

**** you kjell, or whatever your name is, dont asume that an inability to type is the rsult of alcohol. How do you know I have't go a discorer? I'm not rred anyway. Man. I'm spamming. ****. Something relevent to the topiv. I agree- sabotage his arm dude.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#22
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Shave your head so you've got nothing to lose.


that's a truly great idea. Shave it all off now, so then if when you lose, you're just having a trim.

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Go to bed you drunk. Seriously, drunk on UG?


says you, Kensai. You devil you.
#23
I long arm is useless unless you get the technique right. My advice is to attack first, quick and hard. this is because in a long battle, strength and endurance will win. But if you can get him unballanced quickly by a short sharp push and then constant downward pressure you will wear him down enough to give you the uperhand and finish him quickly.

If he beats you to the punch your only option will be to wait out his bout of pressure until you have an oportunity to attack back and try and get the hand back over no mans land.
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#24
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**** you kjell, or whatever your name is, dont asume that an inability to type is the rsult of alcohol. How do you know I have't go a discorer? I'm not rred anyway. Man. I'm spamming. ****. Something relevent to the topiv. I agree- sabotage his arm dude.




You're a mean drunk

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says you, Kensai. You devil you.


Pfft
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#25
Haha. That could definitely psyche him out a bit. But I'm reading up on strategies on google, and I'll get one of my friends to train with me. I definitely think crushing his hand may be the way to go.

And I'm naturally pale. So shaving my head would look hella bad until the sun is out a bit more. We're outside all the time and I still barely have a tan.
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#26
Quote by Kensai


You're a mean drunk


Pfft

you're so mean

what is your name? is it khell? ic ould chekc your profile but i'm too laxy.

I lvoe you dude.

serosuly. <3 sorr for beign mean. peopel say I'm a bitch on ehre but i'm not really.

****, spam agan. to tS: seriosuly dude, just drin a load of protein sjakes. the shaved look isn't bad anyway.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#27
Quote by Kensai


You're a mean drunk


Awwhhh but it's kinda cute haha bless her (:

[not patronising not patronising not patronising >__>]


Hm, on topic, just practice with other people I guess?
And surely shaving everything isn't so bad? Pfft
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#28
Quote by Dinkydaisy
you're so mean

what is your name? is it khell? ic ould chekc your profile but i'm too laxy.

I lvoe you dude.

serosuly. <3 sorr for beign mean. peopel say I'm a bitch on ehre but i'm not really.

****, spam agan. to tS: seriosuly dude, just drin a load of protein sjakes. the shaved look isn't bad anyway.


It's alright dear, we both said things we regret.

I love you too

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Awwhhh but it's kinda cute haha bless her (:


I prefer the horny drunks myself.
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#31
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I prefer the horny drunks myself.



.....

*runs and hides*

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Pffft you love it

EDIT: ^^^ Nice one Alix.
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#32
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It's alright dear, we both said things we regret.

I love you too


I prefer the horny drunks myself.

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tell rivalmisspiss that she made me laugh too. but I can't quote it's like, a long provcdss.

**** kell I just relaie that lie english isn't liek, your mothertoungue, and youre reading **** and stuff. tha;ts well wicked. how do you do it?
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#34
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<33333333333

tell rivalmisspiss that she made me laugh too. but I can't quote it's like, a long provcdss.

**** kell I just relaie that lie english isn't liek, your mothertoungue, and youre reading **** and stuff. tha;ts well wicked. how do you do it?




Awwhhhh
I barely laugh quite this much ^___^
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#36
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Or share...

With me...



AND ME!!!


...please?



Well, I know how I'm spending my evening tomorrow XD
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#38
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<33333333333

tell rivalmisspiss that she made me laugh too. but I can't quote it's like, a long provcdss.

**** kell I just relaie that lie english isn't liek, your mothertoungue, and youre reading **** and stuff. tha;ts well wicked. how do you do it?


Jesus Christ, english is my main language and I'm having a hard time reading what you're saying.

You might want to go to bed...
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#40
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Awwhhhh
I barely laugh quite this much ^___^

is tha good? <33333333
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
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