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#1
Yea, my dad was gone, and I opened the fridge and there were some in there, so I was like "hell why not." It was a Bud Light. It tastes like ****. Probably the worst thing I have ever drank, is there any beer that taste good? And this one was relatively old as well.

Well at first I didn't feel too drunk and swore to myself that it wouldn't happen before I did but when I stabbed myself in the face while eating eggs, I knew something was wrong. I my face feels a little hot, and I don't feel that bad. How many would it usually take to get seriously drunk?
#2
you're an idiot. I bet your dad keeps inventory.


Edit:and it feels good to know that I'm not the only one with morals.
Last edited by Its_Rock77 at Mar 27, 2008,
#3
From what I've heard, Bud Light = Piss water, but I don't drink so... :\

Oh and +1 to It'sRock77
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#6
I know a guy who can get drunk on a single beer. It's... convenient.
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#7
Depends on your weight and your body is different than everyone else's, and on the beer. I don't know jack about beer but I'm guessing Bud Light is American since it tasted like ****. Try some Canadian or imported beer and then report back.
#11
bud light is alright, but since your probably 12 by the sounds ofi t, you won't like any beer. have about 5 of them.
#12
Beer tastes like crap, if your dad is rich he should have a bottle of tequila somewhere go drink that, you rebel.

Actually beer doesn't taste like crap all the time, I like fat tire...
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#14
well, one beer does almost nothing for me.

so you likely werent drunk.


but yeah, hopefully your dad doesnt keep track of how many he has.
#15
Quote by Its_Rock77
you're an idiot. I bet your dad keeps inventory.


If he finds out, I am probably dead, but I can I can make my parents believe anything. Like one time they thought I was looking at porn, and I damned them so bad, that they felt bad themselves.
#16
you will probably feel two or three this being your first time. Over time you will build up a tolorance to alcohol. My friend drinks a six pack to himself before he goes out to drink. He is a big guy and drinks more than most people at the party. have a couple more and just enjoy it.
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What is your excuse going to be? "Dad, I thought it was A & W Root Beer"
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#18
you may like Ginger Beer
I like ginger Beer and i think normal beer tastes like goats piss
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#21
if its your first beer, you're probably small...if you're face was hot after one beer, 3 would probably do the trick.
#24
how old are you?
beer isnt supposed to taste good when you're young.
i remember my dad gave me beer when i was young cause he knew i would hate it.
you grow a taste for it the more times you try it.
kind of like smoking. when you first smoke, its disgusting but more and more times you start noticing different tastes in cigarettes and whatnot.
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#25
Beer is good. I hated it when I first drank it, but I've acquired a taste for it. Try Heineken or Guinness. Both of those are very good beers.
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#26
youre 18 and you had your 1st beer. wow. late bloomer i guess..

only kidding,
yeah some people just dont like beer,
its a bit of an Aquired taste imo
imo Corona is great as is Heiniken


BTW Guiness isnt a beer
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#27
beer is life

try corona, alexander keiths or canadian
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#28
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Try Corona's they're MUCH better


Yea I could probably get some because my dad employs a lot of people from Mexico, and they drink it a ton.
#30
This guy who used to be in my class gets absolutely wasted from a few beers.

He pissed himself on this party cruise, and tried to wander off at the wrong harbor until security dragged him back aboard. After falling over with a trayful of food at the buffet, and getting thrown out.
#31
Most beers are good unless they're cheap. Bud is a decent neutral beer, but it gets better. 1 beer you might feel something, but you won't be drunk. Beer's fantastic.
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#32
American beer isn't beer, it's piss weak tasting, watery lager flavoured chemicals in fizzy water. Germany and Belgium make the best lager in my oppinion.

If he notices say you opened the fridge and one dropped out and broke or something
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#33
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youre 18 and you had your 1st beer. wow. late bloomer i guess..

only kidding,
yeah some people just dont like beer,
its a bit of an Aquired taste imo
imo Corona is great as is Heiniken


BTW Guiness isnt a beer


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#34
Quote by Kensai
I know a guy who can get drunk on a single beer. It's... convenient.


I've got a friend who's like that with Vodka and Coke. After one class, that's it. She's all cheery and happy for the night
#35
Bud Light = American beer = Crap beer

Bud Light = 4.2% Alc.= You'll need quite a few to get drunk
#36
beer is an aqcuired taste and one will never get u drunk unless ur like 15 pounds
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16

I don't want to sound like a rebel, but 16?!?!????

anyway, normally you don't feel anything after 1 beer, unless you are very skinny, then you might feel just a little light-headed
#39
Quote by nehpets5555
youre 18 and you had your 1st beer. wow. late bloomer i guess..

only kidding,
yeah some people just dont like beer,
its a bit of an Aquired taste imo
imo Corona is great as is Heiniken


BTW Guiness isnt a beer

Well, Stout, then
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#40
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you may like Ginger Beer
I like ginger Beer and i think normal beer tastes like goats piss



isnt ginger beer just Root beer and ginger ale mixed? last time I checked there is no alcohol in either of them

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