#1
The Dead have Risen and are everywhere to be seen. They're in your house and your stuck in your room. They're banging on the door, and the only weapons available to you are the furniture etc in your room. What weapon would you choose? (By the way, the windows snapped shut)

For me it would have to be my guitar, as much as i'd hate to break it, the fun of smashing it over a zombies heading is just oo appealling
#2
Why are pit dwellers so obsessed with zombies?

edit: on topic: i'd use the search bar
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#4
Zombies are freakin' sweet, but please, there are too many zombie threads.
#5
Luckily enough, I happen to keep a pellet rifle in my room. That could be fun to get on my room and use.

That, or I would kill them with the sound of ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#6
I think goin in with a chainsaw would be interesting...yet cliche...

How about...A pizza cutter? lol, that could be fun.
#9
i have a katana in my room plus i took 5 years of martoal arts so i guess i am safe and plus my mom bitches a lot and the zombie would kil themselfes if that happened
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#10
i would use the sword i happen to keep under my bed and go pirate on their asses.
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#11
I'd kill myself.

There's no way one human being can stand up to a horde of zombies clawing at their bedroom door. You'd eventually be forced into a corner and they would eat you, regardless of the weaponry in your bedroom.
#12
yea, guitar. i heard that zombified brains disintegrate when exposed to high frequencies of any kind, so i would play harmonics with the whammy bar pull
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I'd kill myself.

There's no way one human being can stand up to a horde of zombies clawing at their bedroom door. You'd eventually be forced into a corner and they would eat you, regardless of the weaponry in your bedroom.

i beg to differ. i happen to keep a tunnel to a private bunker lined with lead. then i would nuke the fuckers.
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I would most definitly whip out my dick and proceed to c0ck-slap them back to hell..... then I'd **** your sister

i don't know if that would work but the stuff in your sig might.
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The Dead have Risen and are everywhere to be seen. They're in your house and your stuck in your room.

Please don't post things like this. If my door wasn't open when I read it, I probably would have shot my mom. I already had my gun loaded before I finished reading your post.
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#17
My Big Muff.
That ****er would hurt if someone threw it at your head.
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Muff? Like a vagina?

Lol...I love noob guitarists

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#24
Hmm I don't think that picture is allowed...it doesn't bother me so I'm not gunna report it, but you should take it down just to prevent the risk of a ban.

Funny as hell though.
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Hmm I don't think that picture is allowed...it doesn't bother me so I'm not gunna report it, but you should take it down just to prevent the risk of a ban.

Funny as hell though.

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#28
I have about 10 cans of deodorant and a lighter, so I'd guess I'd use them as a rudimentary flamethrower.
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Please don't post things like this. If my door wasn't open when I read it, I probably would have shot my mom. I already had my gun loaded before I finished reading your post.




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#31
staple-guns, matrix style. or possibly a garrote and my ninja skills. either way, i think it ultimatly ends in my consumption
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#33
I'm posting my zombie plan on my profile now, just so I can stop answering all these great threads.

What I would do:

Get my compound bow out of storage, pick up a blunt object or a hatchet or something (I've got one somewhere), and store them in my room. Fill the bathtub with water, to prevent dehydration when they inevitably cut the water. Destroy staircase. Wait it out for a few days (assuming the outbreak started in my neighborhood, otherwise I'd just avoid the problem area). In either case, I'd then assemble my crack zombie killing team, go to the nearest sporting good store, and load up. Then I'd book it to a military base, occupied or otherwise, as I live next to some abandoned ones, and then hole up until we can contact for outside help.

In case of a class 4, I'd probably have to suffice with just the hand tools that my dad has, so I'd take a saw, a hammer, some glue, the bow, and I'd probably have to risk the journey to my friend's house across town. Actually, my house is much safer, so they should all come over here.
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#34
I'd prop my bed up against my door so it'd be jammed shut.

Play guitar for a while, look at some porno, and if they still haven't gone after a few hours I'd just plough through the wall and take my chances legging it.
#36
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I'm posting my zombie plan on my profile now, just so I can stop answering all these great threads.

What I would do:

Get my compound bow out of storage, pick up a blunt object or a hatchet or something (I've got one somewhere), and store them in my room. Fill the bathtub with water, to prevent dehydration when they inevitably cut the water. Destroy staircase. Wait it out for a few days (assuming the outbreak started in my neighborhood, otherwise I'd just avoid the problem area). In either case, I'd then assemble my crack zombie killing team, go to the nearest sporting good store, and load up. Then I'd book it to a military base, occupied or otherwise, as I live next to some abandoned ones, and then hole up until we can contact for outside help.

In case of a class 4, I'd probably have to suffice with just the hand tools that my dad has, so I'd take a saw, a hammer, some glue, the bow, and I'd probably have to risk the journey to my friend's house across town. Actually, my house is much safer, so they should all come over here.

can you say zombie survival guide? lets meet up if this ever happens, we'll pwn
#37
Jetpack. I'd be scared as a mother****** in that situation, I'd get straight out of there asap.
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