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hey UG
list off how to dress grunge for the good of humanity
(im talking nirvana, stone temple pilots, alice in chains grunge [if there IS any specific type])
yeah flannel shirt and ripped jeans. Don't wash your hair either.
Everyone becomes a genius when they join UG
Ripped jeans, plaid hoody-jacket, and a dirty shirt underneath...Oh and messy hair.
Torn jeans, t-shirt with an open flannel shirt over it. Toss in some beat up runners and you're set.

Jackson DK2M -> ISP Decimator -> Peavey 6505 Combo
1. Roll around in the gutter.
2. Realise you're just trying to look cool.
3. Dress normally.
erm just pick up what ever is on the floor, something that hasn't been washed and ironed in a while, nothing should really match, basically dress up like you just got out of bed.
How to dress grunge:

My Rig:

Schecter C-1 Classic (Deep Sea Green)
Jackson DK2M Snow White Edition
BC Rich Mockingbird Special X

Mesa Boogie Express 5:50 212
Roland Microcube

RIP Kevin Robert Swerdfiger
September 15 1991 - May 16 2008
Why would you want to look like that anyway?

Martin DSR
Taylor 214e
Fender Strat
Epiphone 335 Dot
Carlo Robelli Acoustic

1978 Fender Pro Reverb
Boss Blues Driver
Boss Super Overdrive
EHX Holy Grail
Boss DD-20 Giga Delay
1. Choose a grunge band.
2. Look at a picture of them.
3. Wear what they wear.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

1. Dont wash for days, or simply dont wash your hair.
2. Slash your trousers with either a razor or scissors.
3. Wear your grandmother's old jumpers.
4. Wear t-shirts that have a logo with no meaning.
5. Never wear tye die t-shirts.
6. Wear a pair of old convers, or dr.martin shoes.
7. Listen to grunge music non-stop.
8. Hate Chavs (you don't have to be a grunger to do this it's a requirment of life everyone hates chavs)
9. Buy a guitar, song book and a poster of Kurt Cobain.
10. Look stoned and drugged up 24/7
11.Put on a different voice so you sound a bit like Kurt Cobain

Thats what the internets told me.
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Welcome to 15 years ago. Lets not come back again.

too bad quite a few ppl near where i live are still doin it

Spend all your money on heroin, not clothes.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
dont wash your hair for a month wear a flannel and ripped blue jeans. i should know im from Seattle
Turn on, Tune in, Drop out.

-Timothy Leary
Dress in clothes you found at a garbage dump.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
Haha, trying to dress grunge seems so ironic.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
its more of a laid back outlook on how you dress, no specific clothing really
Well this is the second How to Dress thread i've replied to i'd say another cardboard suit is order.


Is it a retro day or something?

In all seriousness, go back in time 15 years ago, live in Seattle, and be poor and unwashed.
Last edited by Blackholesun00 at Mar 27, 2008,
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Well this is the second How to Dress thread i've replied to i'd say another cardboard suit is order.

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if you're trying to dress grunge doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose?
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Last edited by saosin22533 at Mar 28, 2008,
roll around in the garbage.
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1) Converse all stars

2) T-shirt, Black, preferably a band nobody heard of written on it

3) F'cked up hair
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1) Converse all stars

2) T-shirt, Black, preferably a band nobody heard of written on it

3) F'cked up hair

that's how i dress
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Blow your head off.
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Buy both pickups. Rub icyhot on both of them. Sandwich your penis between them and walk to the nearest homeless shelter with your brand new icyhot penis sandwich.
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Oh my god how I miss the 90s... even though I was still in elementary school, I still remember most of this

i think everyone should bring back the 90s, for like a week.

agreed then everyone can buy a can of hairspary and we can do the 80s
Turn on, Tune in, Drop out.

-Timothy Leary
The key to dressing grunge is to try not to dress grunge.
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