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#1
So Im sitting here browsing UG, home alone, after coming up from the basement... boom. The door downstairs closes. WTF? I get up and slowly walk to the staircase, I keep hearing these thud sounds, sort of like a muffled footsteps (we have hardwood floors). I keep listenining, and they keep occurring. I think to get the phone.. I slowly try to call my moms cell.. and what do you know, its not on. I call 911. They come and inspect, no signs of entry, and no one they could find. I still have the belief he went and hid in the garage, they never checked in there. I locked the door though. **** Im still sorta creeped out.
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Whats even more disturbing is while they were here they got reports on their dispatches about a teenage girl found in a pool of blood..
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You called 911? What are you, a pussy? Go check that **** out yourself.
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you should just hole yourself up in your room with a bat
or a piece or chainsaw it you have those
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#10
Huh, I'd say your house is haunted. You know what would be totally awesome? If your house ended up being a new gateway into Hell or something. Post back if your walls start to bleed.
#12
**** man i would probably piss myself

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This is when you walk downstairs naked covered in mayonaise and singing a Mika song. Seriously, nobody could hurt you then.
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You called 911? What are you, a pussy? Go check that **** out yourself.

About a month ago someone tried to break in through the basement door. Im also 15, go easy on me. =(
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You know i bet if you grabbed a chain saw and just turned it on and starting screaming like bloody hell and ran around your house he would prolly tear ass out of your house lol.


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Couver eh? sure your just not super high ?

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You know i bet if you grabbed a chain saw and just turned it on and starting screaming like bloody hell and ran around your house he would prolly tear ass out of your house lol.

No chain saws in this house. =(
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#21
well if i were you id stay in front of my computer screen and not move for a long damn time. but thats just me, afterall if the door slamed whose to say hes on the other side of it maybe hes inside with you.
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About a month ago someone tried to break in through the basement door. Im also 15, go easy on me. =(


15? I'm 16 and if someone broke into my house I would look at it as an opportunity to brutally murder them knowing that I'm definitely not going to jail for it.. then I'd call 911 to have them haul the corpse away
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Shoulda called 911, THEN went into the garage dip****.
You might be 15, but come on, i'm 15 myself even I myself would've at least checked it out rather than risking staying in a house, free of police, with some crazy asshole.
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15? I'm 16 and if someone broke into my house I would look at it as an opportunity to brutally murder them knowing that I'm definitely not going to jail for it.. then I'd call 911 to have them haul the corpse away

I happen to be a pussy, so... yea. Rofl. I admit the fact that I get creeped out really easily, and I really am not that sort of guy whos just going to go downstairs and say **** it. I mean really. If its a robber who has a gun, going down there seems like a smart idea doesnt it?
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MAYBE you should have told the cops to look in the garage...

if you die, its ur fault...

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I happen to be a pussy, so... yea. Rofl. I admit the fact that I get creeped out really easily, and I really am not that sort of guy whos just going to go downstairs and say **** it. I mean really. If its a robber who has a gun, going down there seems like a smart idea doesnt it?



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I happen to be a pussy, so... yea. Rofl. I admit the fact that I get creeped out really easily, and I really am not that sort of guy whos just going to go downstairs and say **** it. I mean really. If its a robber who has a gun, going down there seems like a smart idea doesnt it?


how much do you weigh and how tall are you

if you are pretty big just bring a baseball bat or something like that in your basement and check
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Shoulda called 911, THEN went into the garage dip****.
You might be 15, but come on, i'm 15 myself even I myself would've at least checked it out rather than risking staying in a house, free of police, with some crazy asshole.

You have the story wrong. I believe he was in the house, and when the police came he fled to the garage.. But who knows. It might be just a draft like they said.. a crazy draft that closes open doors and makes thud noises =(

^^ I'm 6'1 and 190. lol. shutup
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#32
If I were you I would get a bat or something, and get your ass in to the garage to kick some ass.

Then again, I'm 6'2" and 255lbs...
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You have the story wrong. I believe he was in the house, and when the police came he fled to the garage.. But who knows. It might be just a draft like they said.. a crazy draft that closes open doors and makes thud noises =(

^^ I'm 6'1 and 190. lol. shutup


1. Grab something heavy or something you can swing (preferably both).
2. Walk into your garage.
3. Look around for a trail of that girl's blood, which leads you to the murderer.
4. Knock him senseless.
5. Call the police again.
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#34
Play guitar really really loudly.

Uh, it probably won't help. But at least....hmm, maybe instead of killing you, you could challenge him to a rock off or something.

Yeah that should work out well.
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15? I'm 16 and if someone broke into my house I would look at it as an opportunity to brutally murder them knowing that I'm definitely not going to jail for it.. then I'd call 911 to have them haul the corpse away


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People like that dude, are the first to die, a lot like the black dude, in a horror film, who walks around the house and says "thats whatsup" until he gets stabbed.

Smart idea calling 911, baseball bats are always good to have, just in case.
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#38
get a ****in knife or bat or make a tazer glove out of camera capacitors and double a batteries and throw water on his ass and touch him with the glove. lol seriously bat or knife crowbar for bonus points. pics of him knocked out tied up before you call the police again or it didnt happen. im 5'8" and 144 and **** id do it.
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