#1
i'm here on vacation in charleston south carolina in the states, and im driving on some road when i look out the window and see a car go headfirst at this old guy without stopping, and nail him. the guy just lays there on the ground and then struggles up and walks to the side of the car to talk to the person.

i would have laid on the ground and yelled at the person for hours, and then sued them for all they were worth with a jewish lawyer.
#4
he probably went to thank the guy for fixing his back. old people are indestructible, idk if you knew that
#5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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You're a genius.
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#6
Quote by keithward
i dont see where this is funny?

... and I don't see where anyone said it was funny...
#7
10 pts!
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#8
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg I Love When **** Like That Happens!!!!!!
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#10
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i'm here on vacation in charleston south carolina in the states, and im driving on some road when i look out the window and see a car go headfirst at this old guy without stopping, and nail him. the guy just lays there on the ground and then struggles up and walks to the side of the car to talk to the person.

i would have laid on the ground and yelled at the person for hours, and then sued them for all they were worth with a jewish lawyer.

i live in summerville south carolina, about 20 minutes away.

wanna meet up and cry together?
#12
Quote by FooFighter1927
dude, i'm charleston now. i live here. where was that?

i smell bs.........
#13
i never said it was funny, i'm honestly shocked from it.

what i should have said was to ask if anyone had ever seen anyone get hit by a car and get seriously hurt or something to that extent.

way to spam up this thread pit monkeys.
#15
Quote by Marrklarr
he probably went to thank the guy for fixing his back. old people are indestructible, idk if you knew that


dude i read that i started laughing my ass off then my mom came in looked at me and said "you're ****ing weird"

If i ever got hit by a car they better kill cuz if they dont im gettin up and beatin their ass
#16
Quote by FooFighter1927


dude i go to the college of charleston. i'm pretty sure i live here.

no not you lol, the OP
#17
Quote by Marrklarr
he probably went to thank the guy for fixing his back. old people are indestructible, idk if you knew that



It's true, just look at Keith Richard.
#20
Quote by FooFighter1927
then why did you quote me?

because u asked him "where was that" and he never responded
#21
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Man that'd be really stretched out

/goatse
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#22
Quote by keithward
i dont see where this is funny?


It's not supposed to be!?!?!?


Hope the old guy was ok.
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#23
where in charleston are you vacationing at?
i live 15 minutes away, in hanahan. lol lots of people from around here
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#26
it's meeting st. haha. i live on pitt st. a minute away. i used to work at hymans. don't eat there.
#27
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Man that'd be really stretched out

/goatse



If all you were trying to do was make a failulous goatse joke, then you extra failed.

If not, then no, it came out just fine, and that /goatse was still full of fail.
#28
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#29
lol.
i've never seen someone get hit by a car b4
lol
if i got hit by a car i'd blackmail the driver for almost killing me

today this kid was riding a bike and his face conected with the sidewalk via front brake
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