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masterk1818
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#1
Ya well when i wrestle/play with my dog he sometimes jumps on my back and starts humping me. But should he be doing this if he is neutered?

Mike!
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#3
So, just let it and see how things go from there.
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#6
hump him back.
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#7
it means that he thinks he's control, he has authority. regardless if he is neutered dogs will still hump.


that or he loves your pheromones.
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#8
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masterk1818
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#9
Quote by Deliriumbassist
lol, you're getting dryhumped by your dog.



I tell him to stop but he doesn't listen.

He just keeps thrusting
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#10
My dog humps me too, but I just hump him back and my friends film it.
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#12
then get him neutered...


in another note, is it by any chance your "time of the month"?
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#13
Just call the rape hotline if your self esteem goes down.
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#14
Quote by theking182
hump him back.


Yeah, show him who the alpha-male really is!
masterk1818
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#15
Quote by soXlittleXtimeX
then get him neutered...


in another note, is it by any chance your "time of the month"?


I'm a dude....but I do have anal leakage sometimes if that means anything?
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#16
Quote by theking182
hump him back.


No really, do it. It'll teach him, but you can't go half-assed about it. you gotta really give it to the poor mutt. You won't enjoy it(hopefully), and neither will he but i'll be damned if he ever tries that **** again
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#17
this thread is gonna be epic.....but yea.....thats hilarious
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#19
Male dogs aren't much different from male men.

Eat
Sleep
Have fun occasionally
Obey
Be Lazy
Think about opposite sex
Sex
Boners
Sex
Sexual thoughts
Sexual drive

C'mon buddy, you suck for chopping your dog's **** off.
You wouldn't like it if you couldn't fuck anymore would you?
masterk1818
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#20
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What kind of dog?


St. Bernard he over powers me
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#21
Quote by masterk1818
I'm a dude....but I do have anal leakage sometimes if that means anything?

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
memyselfandjeff
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#22
I had a chick dog that humped like a man. haha but only with a certain blanket wrapped around the person(I got many a folk with that)
you could always record it and sell it to some sort of sick site.(dogdryhump.net?)
you may be grossed out, but atleast you can get some cash from it lol
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masterk1818
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#24
Quote by memyselfandjeff
I had a chick dog that humped like a man. haha but only with a certain blanket wrapped around the person(I got many a folk with that)
you could always record it and sell it to some sort of sick site.(dogdryhump.net?)
you may be grossed out, but atleast you can get some cash from it lol



I have a little bit of respect for myself, not a lot, but enough not to do that
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#25
Quote by masterk1818
I have a little bit of respect for myself, not a lot, but enough not to do that


lol but you dont have enough respect for yourself to not tell us about your anal seepage?
soXlittleXtimeX
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#26
Quote by masterk1818
I'm a dude....but I do have anal leakage sometimes if that means anything?



i know you're a dude lol

and yes leakage can mean alot to a dog (i hope you're not serious)

you=


dog=


together=
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#27
Actually whenever me and my friends get high we get my dog all horny and then he tries to hump us and we run away from him and set up elaborate plans and stuff. It's actually really epicly fun...
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masterk1818
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#28
Quote by soXlittleXtimeX
i know you're a dude lol

and yes leakage can mean alot to a dog (i hope you're not serious)

you=


dog=


together=



Dog=
Me=
Together= :stickpoke
theking182
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#29
Quote by masterk1818
St. Bernard he over powers me

you're ****ed. literally.
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
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#30
Quote by masterk1818
I tell him to stop but he doesn't listen.

He just keeps thrusting


I don't blame him, I'd do the same thing.
Pinto111
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#31
seriously, just let him get off
maybe he'll give you a bj in return
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#32
anyway, my advice to you is embrace his horniness. make fun games out of it, hump him back and own his face. try to make him all awkward by going up to his face and stare into his eyes and make approving sounds. IT'S FUN
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masterk1818
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Quote by ACG
anyway, my advice to you is embrace his horniness. make fun games out of it, hump him back and own his face. try to make him all awkward by going up to his face and stare into his eyes and make approving sounds. IT'S FUN



memyselfandjeff
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#34
Quote by ACG
Actually whenever me and my friends get high we get my dog all horny and then he tries to hump us and we run away from him and set up elaborate plans and stuff. It's actually really epicly fun...



thats just cruel
I hate it when my dog teases me...I mean..what?
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#35
Tell him you want to start slow, maybe get to know each other over some dinner first.

Also, make it clear that you're not into promiscuity. If he really cares about you, he'll listen.
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#36
Have a giant dog orgy, it really helps the self esteem.
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I'm a dude....but I do have anal leakage sometimes if that means anything?
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masterk1818
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#39
Quote by sgtpepperz
Have a giant dog orgy, it really helps the self esteem.



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