Jerry Cantrell / Ex-Alice In Chains
Large (maybe 10 inches), impressive penis. Can handle two girls at once but he loses points for smoking too much crack.

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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that

Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.

"Dino Cazares / Fear Factory
Nothing much exciting here. About 5 inches and rather greedy in bed. Doesn't sound like a good time."

I knew he was compensating with all those strings on his guitars.
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Thanks Mr. Heafyman! you're an absolute legend
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Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.
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I take dumps all the time! I R TURDBURGLAR!