#1
i was in the bathroom taking a dump when the lights suddenly went off and i heard a devilish laugh, naturally i called on my neighbour to check it out so he went down into the basement an hour ago and hasn't returned yet. i heard banging in the basement shall i go down there ?
#2
Ask Mike H. what to do.
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#3
I loled.
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#5
As soon as I read this I thought "Don't try to be like mike.h".

Did he die, or did they find out what happened to him?
I hope it's cold, everyday, where you are.
#6
dude

did you fart before the laugh?

that might explain that...

and why didn't you go down with him?
#9
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Ask Mike H. what to do.

I loled again.
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I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#10
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As soon as I read this I thought "Don't try to be like mike.h".

Did he die, or did they find out what happened to him?


+1
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#11
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As soon as I read this I thought "Don't try to be like mike.h".

Did he die, or did they find out what happened to him?


he was in on it the prick.

we're all gonna travel to vancouver tomorrow and kill his parrot.
#13
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he was in on it the prick.

we're all gonna travel to vancouver tomorrow and kill his parrot.


hell yeah!
#14
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Who the **** like banging in the basement??


Took the words right out of my mouth.
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#20
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someone needs to make a demotivator that says

Mike h

he's one saucy bitch


yeah, i lol'd pretty hard when rush5757 posted that
#21
I'm not the best at making demotivators, but these will get the point across




and I made





hopefully you'll like them

EDIT: and if you don't like the "son of a", then here's one without it:

Last edited by rush5757 at Mar 28, 2008,