Poll: Son or Daughter
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Son
81 71%
Daughter
33 29%
Voters: 114.
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#2
Only 'cos you're such a ****ing perv.
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#3
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Berserker.
#5
Both.


In one.
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#6
son, because i know i'd the dad with the shotgun at the door the first time some teenage douche comes over to take her out on a date
...even when i'm sleepin' i'm keepin' it real.
#7
Quote by SlackerBabbath
I've got one of each, and they're both lazy, expensive and generaly hard work.

Yeah you'd be pretty right there! No kids for me thanx TS you can keep 'em!
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#9
When/If I have children I'd like both.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#10
Quote by boreamor
A son. I ain't buying no one tampons.


What if he wants manpons?
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#11
were is the poll?
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#12
Quote by rabidguitarist
What if he wants manpons?

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#14
TS, You have a secret link to free porn?!


Woops!
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#15
Son.

That way my family name lives on at least through ONE more generation.

And so he can pass on my exact name anyway.

I'm the 3rd Adam Carlos Ribellia.

I'll die happy when I see the day I hold my baby boy Adam Carlos Ribellia IV in my arms
#16
A son, because they're less expensive, although I'm considering not having kids.

I mean, why would I want to bring another human into this world in the state that it's in? School shootings, nuclear weapons, gang violence...
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Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#18
Poll?
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#19
I dont want kids. Too much like hard work... I want an easy life. Kids complicate things. They want stuff and need feeding and clothing...
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#20
Probably a son.

First of all its more likely i think that you could get him into guitar etc.

Second of all you dont have to worry as much about him being safe when hes out.
#21
Quote by cocacolabottle
Son, I'll make sure the first thing he sees when he's born is a guitar.


Hold earphones up to your preg lady's belly every night around 8pm and put on your favorite metal song.

when he's born all the way til' he dies, he'll recognize that song

It'll make him WANT to play guitar
#22
daughter, purely for the name alice.
even if i had a son it would be alice.
Send me off to bed forevermore.
#25
Quote by cocacolabottle
Son, I'll make sure the first thing he sees when he's born is a guitar.

thats a rather sexist statement.
#26
Quote by RatmN'Roses
daughter, purely for the name alice.
even if i had a son it would be alice.


If I was your son, and you named me alice, I'd end your life.

That's awful that you'd name your son Alice....

Quote by Z Cup Boy
thats a rather sexist statement.


No it's not.
#29
Quote by soulflyV
Thats hardly sexist.

yeah it is he's making the assumption that if he has a boy he will take a larger interest in a musical instrument than if he had a girl.
#30
Well to be honest I'd want a son and a daughted. A son because it would be fun to have a rough and tumble play style. But a daughter because I love the name Samantha/Hayley. So I'd like to have a daughter with that name.
My son would be called Optimus Prime.
#31
Quote by StonaLemon
Probably a son.

First of all its more likely i think that you could get him into guitar



Now that, is a little headed towards sexist, but still isn't, therefore your statement is false Z Cup Boy
#32
a son, who is a couple of years older than a daughter. that way he can look out for her when they're out, so i don't have to.

i'd feel much better then lol.
#33
Quote by MrDURPEEDURP
Now that, is a little headed towards sexist, but still isn't, therefore your statement is false Z Cup Boy

Lol, okay tell me why would a male be more interested in guitar than a female?
And no broad generalizations, (that is sexist), just based purely on gender.
#34
Daughter, to buttrayp 'er when she's older.

EDEET: Actually, son, so he would play in my band when everyone quit. Like Eddie and Wolfgang.
Last edited by SHEEM at Mar 28, 2008,
#35
Quote by boreamor
Well to be honest I'd want a son and a daughted. A son because it would be fun to have a rough and tumble play style. But a daughter because I love the name Samantha/Hayley. So I'd like to have a daughter with that name.
My son would be called Optimus Prime.


Wow, what's with UG'ers wanting to name their sons really stupid things?
I'm sure you'd cut yourself profusely if your parents named you what you think of....sheesh.

Well since it's not really Son OR Daughter...

I want AT LEAST 3 sons, 1 for the aforementioned reason.
2 just because

And I want 3 daughters.

Just 3.


6kids may sound like alot, but I really want a nice big family
Besides, I plan on making alot of money.
#36
Quote by SHEEM
Daughter, to buttrayp 'er when she's older.


LOL!
#37
if i had a daughter i`d be overprotective and maybe want her to be a projection of myself, which i rly don`t want.
if i had a son, he`d be a glammy punxrawk which i don`t want either.
if i didn`t have any, i`d be sad.
so i guess, just whatever nature suggests.
and i don`t have a motherly instinct yet.
#38
Quote by Z_cup_boy
yeah it is he's making the assumption that if he has a boy he will take a larger interest in a musical instrument than if he had a girl.


No, you're making the assumption that he wants a boy because if he has a boy he will take a larger interest in a musical instrument than if he had a girl.
#39
Quote by soulflyV
I think I'd rather have a pet than a kid. A house-trained pet by the way.

I'd just settle for someone house training my kids for now.
#40
Quote by Z_cup_boy
Lol, okay tell me why would a male be more interested in guitar than a female?
And no broad generalizations, (that is sexist), just based purely on gender.



Because ANYONE can be born into doing something.


A boy can be born into being total girl (half literally).
A girl can be born into an all-star athlete.

It's how they're raised that matters, not gender.
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