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#1
Right, we all know how awesome Hollyoaks is, and how fit some of the actresses are, and seen as most of you are scared to admit you like it. here goes.
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#2
My sister watches it but now I like it , I liked the part where the emo wet himself
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#3
Newt? He's a wee rat haha. OB was quality but he had to go and leave. I bet Katie will end up going with Zack again and Justin and Nancy will get together and raise Charlie.
I need to geta life
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#4
Hollyoaks rocks!

Fletch used to be such a nice boy
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Ah yes. That bizarre college phase where boys say they watch soaps 'because they have fit girls in' despite the vast array of pornography out there that doesn't require you to watch thirty minutes of drivel for the chance of a bit of cleavage.
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Ah yes. That bizarre college phase where boys say they watch soaps 'because they have fit girls in' despite the vast array of pornography out there that doesn't require you to watch thirty minutes of drivel for the chance of a bit of cleavage.


=/= drivel
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#10
I dunno but if i was Rhys id be ****ing my sister too
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Ah yes. That bizarre college phase where boys say they watch soaps 'because they have fit girls in' despite the vast array of pornography out there that doesn't require you to watch thirty minutes of drivel for the chance of a bit of cleavage.

In fairness, I started watching them because the missus made me, and after ditchin' the bitch it seemed as good a way to waste time as any when drunk and high

The fit guys and gals are merely a bonus
#14
I think the actor that plays Beth is uk's version of Micha Barton. Can't act for **** but dam she's fine.
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Newt? He's a wee rat haha. OB was quality but he had to go and leave. I bet Katie will end up going with Zack again and Justin and Nancy will get together and raise Charlie.
I need to geta life


OK now I've gone off Hollyoaks I still need to know the story developments. So one minute Nancy is still blaming Justin for Becca's death, then Jake went all psycho-dickhead on her and then suddenly Justin and Nancy were friends again... how did they become friends again??

Also the drugs plot is just ridiculous, I hate shows that promote stupid messages... "smoke weed once and you'll be sucking dick for smack in just days" oh COME ON!
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#17
Am i the only one who wants amy and her entire family + that dick head who lives with her to die horrifically in a fire?
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I dunno but if i was Rhys id be ****ing my sister too


Did you see her on the show yesterday. DAYUHM!!1

Awesome programme is awesome.
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Did you see her on the show yesterday. DAYUHM!!1

Awesome programme is awesome.




It's the lack of Barbie-doll that makes it.

Too bad she can't act for sh*t, lol


Agreed. You'd think she'd be good at the wistfully dispondent look she's used in every episode, while Reese and Mercedes talk in the foreground. Reminds me of Howard Moon of the Boosh, that one episode where he's displaying his Grief of a Sailor and Cornish Guilt faces.
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Newt? He's a wee rat haha. OB was quality but he had to go and leave. I bet Katie will end up going with Zack again and Justin and Nancy will get together and raise Charlie.
I need to geta life


I sat on the table next to OB in nandos once,
Also a friend of a friend apparently punched max in the face in a club for the sake of it
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Did you see her on the show yesterday. DAYUHM!!1

Awesome programme is awesome.


O hell yes lol, their gonna turn out not to be really related i reckon. If she ends up with Gilly ill go mad.

Has anyone noticed how wide Joshes head is?
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Has anyone noticed how wide Joshes head is?


Jim Morrison at all?

EDIT: Remember that sequence that was meant to show Josh as all lonely and such? Him just sitting around in various places sighing
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#25
Rankles you make me sad, but I still love you Aye, I use the 'fit birds' as a cover up, Hollyoaks is actually really good. Better than say, Eastenders or Coronation Street.
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Jim Morrison at all?

EDIT: Remember that sequence that was meant to show Josh as all lonely and such? Him just sitting around in various places sighing


Yea lol,
Have you noticed that every poster featured on the sets is from HMV?
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Rankles you make me sad, but I still love you Aye, I use the 'fit birds' as a cover up, Hollyoaks is actually really good. Better than say, Eastenders or Coronation Street.


Exactly that's what's so annoying about it

It's such a weak ass reason to devote half an hour a day to. You might as well just admit you like a girly show.
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Has anyone noticed how wide Joshes head is?


LOL I haven't actually. But now you mention it.

The dad with the afro is awesome, I recognise him from other shows.

The whole 'who's pregnant with who' thing is ridiculous now.
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Gossip time- y'know Justin's bird? What's his name's sister? Her sister in real life is Dawn from Corrie
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#32
Katie has the biggest bum chin I've seen in my life. If she was my girlfriend I'd use her face to hold my beer.
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oh yeah, talking about Hollyoaks, I saw Michaela at a Coheed and Cambria gig.

She's very scene, and much shorter and uglier in real life.

Not possible!

She was thrown together in a hurry, ****ing eyes about a foot apart and a nose that looks like it belongs to a boxer
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Katie has the biggest bum chin I've seen in my life. If she was my girlfriend I'd use her face to hold my beer.

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Not possible!

She was thrown together in a hurry, ****ing eyes about a foot apart and a nose that looks like it belongs to a boxer


I had to look twice to realise it was true.

Only the sight of Claudio Sanchez's awesome hair saved me that night
#36
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Katie has the biggest bum chin I've seen in my life. If she was my girlfriend I'd use her face to hold my beer.
Though it is true that she has John Travolta's chin, if you take that out of the equation then she's a winner.

Justin's done Katy (why they can't spell that the normal way, I don't know) and Nancy now. Lucky bugger.

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oh yeah, talking about Hollyoaks, I saw Michaela at a Coheed and Cambria gig.

She's very scene, and much shorter and uglier in real life.
Jesus christ if she's even uglier in reality than she is on TV then I'm surprised you've not clawed your eyes out.



Anyone know where Zoe and Warren have gone? Those two were two of the last few good characters left (alongside Kris, Jacqui, and Elliot - though Elliot's leaving the show, Jacqui's stuck in that ****y baby storyline,a nd Kris hasn't done anything great in a while), but I missed a couple of shows a week or two ago, and since then I've not seen them on the show at all, though they're still in the credits so I'm assuming they've not actually left?


And can I ask... Evil Clare left Hollyoaks presumed dead (but actually alive)... and now the same actress has turned up in EastEnders, again called Clare (with the same unusual no-I spelling), and again being evil. I can't find anywhere online though saying it's the same character. So what is it? Cross-over character, coincidence, EastEnders have lost all imagination and have gotten so desperate they're ripping off Hollyoaks?

Show needs moar Jess too.
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Rankles you make me sad, but I still love you Aye, I use the 'fit birds' as a cover up, Hollyoaks is actually really good. Better than say, Eastenders or Coronation Street.


Kirk Sutherlands in Coronation Street: 1
Kirk Sutherlands in Hollyoaks: 0

Norris Coles in Coronation Street: 1
Norris Coles in Hollyoaks: 0

Roy Croppers in Coronation Street: 1
Roy Croppers in Hollyoaks: 0

Therefore Coronation Street wins! Although, Eastenders is god awful.
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oh yeah, talking about Hollyoaks, I saw Michaela at a Coheed and Cambria gig.

She's very scene, and much shorter and uglier in real life.

Even uglier?

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#39
speaking of coheed, anyone notice favour house atlantic playing in the background with the goth kids.................wrong wrong wrong
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#40
And can I ask... Evil Clare left Hollyoaks presumed dead (but actually alive)... and now the same actress has turned up in EastEnders, again called Clare (with the same unusual no-I spelling), and again being evil. I can't find anywhere online though saying it's the same character. So what is it? Cross-over character, coincidence, EastEnders have lost all imagination and have gotten so desperate they're ripping off Hollyoaks?


She was Clare in Corrie before being Clare in Hollyoaks. She's just being that Clare again.

Anyone watching right now? How ridiculous is this whole Elliot's dad storyline gonna be?

I reckon he's gonna think it's Zoe pulling a prank rather than the emo kids.
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