#1
Okay, so last weekend I smashed my finger in a door. (luckily it was on my strumming hand) My fingernail got all purple and stuff like it always does. The doctor told me it would be about a week before the nail falls off. It has almost been a week, and it feels like it is not going to fall off anytime soon and I am not very patient with it. For those who have had this happen before, when do you think it will fall off?
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Eventually.
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#4
I thought this was about your wee-wee. I am now disappointed

Anyway, just put a band-aid on it and it won't fall off at all. It hurts like hell when it does.
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good god I thought you meant your dick :S

EDIT: Damn I got beaten to it :P

I think it will fall off a little bit at a time and a new nail will grow out
#10
had to have mine surgically removed once about 12 years ago. Slammed it in a door, nail wouldn't fall off, had to get it cut off. Not very pleasant at all. But after that it heals quick.
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I did that with my big toe once...it was a long time ago but it did eventually fall off
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#14
probably longer than a week. samething happened to my friend and it took a while for it to fall off
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misleading title - *reported*


and how is that a misleading title? its only misleading if you associate it with penis...get your mind out of the gutter


I think you were hoping it was his penis
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and how is that a misleading title? its only misleading if you associate it with penis...get your mind out of the gutter


I think you were hoping it was his penis

so what?!?
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That last could be considered spoonerism.
#22
This happened to my big toe. It didn't come of for about a week, and didn't look like it would, then i went to a party where it got trodden on so many times it fell of the day after.
#23
I had the same thing on a toe nail ages ago.

I didn't come off when i was surposed to so i ignored it and played rugby. Someone studded my foot on the toe and it hurt like a mother****er.

So in answer to your question, ermmm, don't eat yellow snow

....wait
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When I slammed my finger in the door I had to painfully peel it of after a couple months.
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