The totally UNCRAZYASS choose your own adventure: Average Joe edition.

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#1
I can feel it in my bones. This is going to be epic Has anyone ever thought of a completely uneventful choose your own adventure? I mean, monsters and demons and such are all well and good, but what about the simple pleasures in life? Traffic jams, parking tickets, jam doughnuts...

Heres how it will work: out of the available options, whichever is the first to get three votes is chosen.

* * *

BRRR-RRR-RR

"Whaaa? I'm up, I'm up" you mumble. As you slowly come to, you reach for your alarm clock. You realize it's not the alarm clock that woke you up. Damn roadworks. You pick up your clock and glance at it. The red digits read 6:42. Argh. Far too early.

You bury your head in your pillow, and squeeze your eyes shut, hoping to block out that god-forsaken jackhammer, and maybe go back to sleep, wake up at some less un-godly hour.

BRR-RRRRR-RRR

"Fuck." You decide to get up. As you crawl out of bed and force yourself back to the land of the living, you look around your room. It's... what did the estate agent call it when you bought it? Homely? Pah. It's tiny. Dingy. But its home, nonetheless.

The walls are a greyish colour; supposedly they were once beige. Your carpet is old, stained and ratty. It looks like something died on it. As for your closet. Well... let's cross that bridge when we reach it, hmm?

You get up, and kick a can of beer out of your way.

What now?

* * *

a) Go make breakfast
b) Go for a run
c) Watch TV
d) Try and go back to sleep. You're sure you had some sleeping pills somewhere...
#2
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#6
I choose a
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#7
e) play guitar to drown out the roadworks
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#11
B. You have extra baggage that needs disposing of!
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#12
B.. need to get your workout
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#16
d.
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most of them want to see me naked.. and they are over 18..
#17
I choose...


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#20
A,

next option!
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#21
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D!!
but then accidentally overdose...story over


But then we get to adventure in hell with all the cool musicians.

I choose D again!
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#22
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But then we get to adventure in hell with all the cool musicians.

I choose D again!



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#23
D it is...

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You walk out of your room, and down the hall, avoiding an old pair of underwear here, a crisp packet there, and general mess everywhere. Stepping into your bathroom, you try and avoid looking at yourself, but catch your reflection out of the corner of your eye. Ugh, you look a mess.

You open up the medicine cabinet, and grab the sleeping pills. Pouring 2 into your palm, you dry swallow them while walking back to your room. Lying face down, the last thing you remember is thinking "I hope I'm not late for work..."

...

"Mhhmmm. That felt good." You sit up and yawn. You look at your clock.

"Shit." The clock reads 11:36. You were supposed to work at 9.

What do you do?

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a) Skive work. You're late anyway. What harm could it do?
b) Get dressed as fast as you can, and try to explain why you're late again?
c) Make breakfast
#24
I choose c.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#25
C, keep our options open. I mean we're late anyway, more late ain't gonna hurt, and we can choose to skive if we want- win win win!
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well i get on the net and chat with hot chicks alot.
most of them want to see me naked.. and they are over 18..
#27
B!
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#32
Ah well, you think. I'm late anyway. Another half hour wont hurt anyone.

You walk into your lousy excuse for a kitchen. You have laundry in your sink. You pick it up, and chuck it on the floor. "Mental note: do laundry," you say. Opening the fridge, you purvey the contents:

1 egg
1 green pepper
3 slices of pizza leftover from a few days ago
3 beers
A block of cheese
Milk

What do you make for breakfast?

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a) An omelette
b) Pizza
c) Beer
#34
All of the above.
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#36
B. You can't drink at that time in the morning, but pizza is awesome compared to omlettes.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#38
b.
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wheres the sig button??

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#40
c


unless you put them in a blender, but i think that might be a little TOO crazy.
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