Poll: What is a coconut?
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View poll results: What is a coconut?
Fruit
97 43%
Nut
60 27%
Both
22 10%
Niether
14 6%
I don't know
31 14%
Voters: 224.
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#1
All day at work I've been mind-f*cking everyone with this question.

What is a coconut? (POLL)
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#3
It's a fruit
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#4
I say nut, it has no seeds or anything or a pit.
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#6
I don't know.

Which I think means I responded correctly to your statement. So I think we can say I know the answer.

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#8
Clearly a nut, as it is hard and also has no seeds, what with it being a seed itsself.


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#9
thats a good question......i think its a giant nut
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#10
What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean?
I'm gonna kill you.
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#11
A nasty feeling brown ball that grows on trees.
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#12
It's a fruit.


That wishes it was a nut.


...But is still a fruit.
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#13
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']It's a fruit.

You're a fruit.
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#17
It's a fruit.... IMO

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#19
It's both. Nuts are fruits. In specific, it is a Nut.

Stupid.
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#20
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']I guess you could say that.


After all, I did put seed into your mother.

Fruits don't put seeds into humans.

Fruits get eaten by humans.
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#21
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']I guess you could say that.


After all, I did put seed into your mother.

If by mother you mean dog, then you are correct sir.
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#23
It's a nut. I don't care if anyone else says it's a 'fruit' they can get to hell.

Coco-nut. Good enough for me. It's a coco-nut so it's a nut.
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#24
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Fruits don't put seeds into humans.

Fruits get eaten by humans.



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#25
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It's a nut. I don't care if anyone else says it's a 'fruit' they can get to hell.

Coco-nut. Good enough for me. It's a coco-nut so it's a nut.

But nuts are fruits!
#26
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But nuts are fruits!



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#27
The coconut is a fruit. More specifically, it is a drupe, a member of the same family as the peach, cherry, and the blackberry.
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#28
well it tastes like a nut
(if uve ever eaten some)
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#31
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well it <i>tastes</i> like a nut
(if uve ever eaten some)

That's because it is a nut.
and nuts are fruits.

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#32
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I had to google that to get it.

But I got more confused.
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#34
on the subject of fruits can anyone tell me some berries?
#35
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It's a fruit. Sorry to ruin your game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut

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It's a fruit.
According to Wikipedia.

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Botanically, a coconut is a simple dry nut known as a fibrous drupe. The husk, or mesocarp, is composed of fibres called coir and there is an inner stone, or endocarp. This hard endocarp, the outside of the coconut as sold in the shops of non-tropical countries, has three germination pores that are clearly visible on the outside surface once the husk is removed. It is through one of these that the radicle emerges when the embryo germinates. Adhering to the inside wall of the endocarp is the testa, with a thick albuminous endosperm (the coconut "meat"), the white and fleshy edible part of the seed.


ACTUALLY! Wikipedia says both, if you read it. Nice try, thinking I didn't read the Wiki article before starting this thread... HA!

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It's both. Nuts are fruits. In specific, it is a Nut.

Stupid.


Somebody gets it.
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#36
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What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean?
I'm gonna kill you.
That boy needs therapy

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#38
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A nasty feeling brown ball that grows on trees.

Hate to break it to you but they're actually green and very smooth when they're on the trees. What you see in the grocery store is the result of one that has been off the tree for 6 months, went through 50 cents of labor and has spoiled "milk".
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#39
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JOO EAT PEEPLZ!

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#40
I am pretty sure it is a fruit, but regardless that **** is the bomb. I love coconut.
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