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#1
Ok, here's the story. On myspace(yes, i have a myspace, stfu) this guy who goes out with EVERY new girl and breaks up with them just happened to go out with this girl. Help me, along with a bunch of other people, prove he made the profile.

Evidence:

She just happened to move from California to Louisiana.

She has famous model-quality pictures.

She just made her profile a week ago.

The guy was her first comment.

She "went out with him" the very first day and has never seen him.

The guy is fixing 2 of his friends up with 2 of the fake girl's "friends"

No one seems to know this girl.

She's homeschooled.

2 people have already accused him of making it himself.

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Here's some of the pics. See if you can find the original source of them. I know they're linked to my photobucket, but can you find the magazine/site they came from?







If you find this, i'll give pics of the final pwnage.


tl;dr? theres some pics, find the source please.
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#7
although the story sounds fishy, i don't think those pics came from a magazine
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#10
If you need to ask for help to own someone you clearly deserve to get owned yourself. On another note, who gives a ****? He makes fake stuff, he's a douche. Big deal. Just ignore him and get on with your life.
#11
Not her again........ Thought I'd seen enough of that for a lifetime.... but alas...

Look, why do you care? it's just myspace.
#14
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#18
Hey just leave him if he wants to spend so much time on makin a fake girlfriend rather than make the effort to impress a real girl then hes not worth the effort. He's missing out.
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#19
Quote by Tallman
Thats my ****ing sister.



Ur Sister is hot. Can I **** her?
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Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#20
Give us the myspace link thingy

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#22
Quote by The Virtuoso
Ur Sister is hot. Can I **** her?

*May I

lern yo englishes.
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#23
That's totally my gf. plz dn't post pics of hur un teh iNetz.
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#24
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*May I

lern yo englishes.



Rofl, damn you and your grammatical corrections.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#26
Quote by dark&broken
If you need to ask for help to own someone you clearly deserve to get owned yourself. On another note, who gives a ****? He makes fake stuff, he's a douche. Big deal. Just ignore him and get on with your life.


This guy's got it - who gives a rats a$$, he's a douche if he made it up and your a douche if you are asking people to help you "own" this guy

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#27
Quote by Tallman
Thats my ****ing sister.


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#28
Ok, all the "thats my sister/girlfriend" jokes have been made. Now can you find the source?
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#29
better yet, write an emo song about the situation

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#30
Quote by Tyler Durden
better yet, write an emo song about the situation

Good idea! i'll need some eyeliner, a whiny bitch singer, a whiny bitch guitarist, some tight pants, and a bad case of the flaming homo. Sound familiar?

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#34
Quote by GibsonGuru311
hot girl... now what did you want?

refer to the tl;dr section at the bottom of the first post.
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#35
SKANK! She needs to eat a ****ing cheeseburger.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#36
Quote by nebiru
SKANK! She needs to eat a ****ing cheeseburger.

if she even exists to eat said cheeseburger.
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#37
She was in the pictures of hot chicks thread except with a few different shots. Someone has a link of where he got the pictures in there, that may help. I can look if you want, I wouldn't mind skimming through that thread again. Hehehe...

Seriously though, she was in there. TS, are you an ex of his or something?
#38
Quote by musiclover2399
She was in the pictures of hot chicks thread except with a few different shots. Someone has a link of where he got the pictures in there, that may help. I can look if you want, I wouldn't mind skimming through that thread again. Hehehe...

Seriously though, she was in there. TS, are you an ex of his or something?

nah, im a guy. i just want to be the one to pwn him

sure, would you please look through the HC thread?
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#39
OK im not sure, but. If 4chan wasn't lying, the pics originated from some guy that said she died at a party from giving some dude head when a bee flew up her throat etc
#40
haha, we're getting closer step by step UG. just know that if this is solved, im giving a lot of credit to musiclover2399 and SH|T
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