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I just got an awesome deal from this guy I know: A PS3, 10 games, and 4 controllers all for just $370!!! The problem is, I don't really have the money and he's only giving me a day before he sells it to another guy for $250! How can I raise the money. Please don't say the following:

-sell semen
-donate blood
-steal, sell drugs, or aything really illegal like that
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I'm hoping by "crack" you mean cleavage unless you have some kind of bizarre ass-chest.


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#2
-sell semen
-donate blood
-steal, sell drugs, or aything really illegal like that

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#5
sell yourself
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#8
Can;t you borrow it from your folks for a bit?
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#9
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I just got an awesome deal from this guy I know: A PS3, 10 games, and 4 controllers all for just $370!!! The problem is, I don't really have the money and he's only giving me a day before he sells it to another guy for $250! How can I raise the money. Please don't say the following:

-sell semen
-donate blood
-steal, sell drugs, or aything really illegal like that

Why are you paying $370 if he's willing to sell it for $250? What are you, an idiot?

You can't spend what you haven't got...you're not gonna get the cash now anyway
#10
If it was easy to make 370 in a day no one would be here on a guitar forum.

Sorry.

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#11
Suck some dicks.
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#12
- steal, sell semen
- sell blood
- donate drugs
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#14
Wait a sec... can u really get paid for donating blood? My schools having a blood drive next week, and to think i was going to give some away for free
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#15
Draw artistic walrus porn and sell it.
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Why are you paying $370 if he's willing to sell it for $250? What are you, an idiot?

You can't spend what you haven't got...you're not gonna get the cash now anyway



Exactly, WHAT?
#17
Sell all your musical instruments if you have any, and then never come on UG again, only visit gaming forums.
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Quote by smb
Why are you paying $370 if he's willing to sell it for $250? What are you, an idiot?

You can't spend what you haven't got...you're not gonna get the cash now anyway


Because its still a good deal, and I want that stuff really bad. Raising the amount I was willing to spend was the only way I could get him to stop from selling it
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I'm hoping by "crack" you mean cleavage unless you have some kind of bizarre ass-chest.


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#20
Again.

Sell bloody semen with drugs in them.

I SPEAK THE TR00TH.

EDIT: Almost forgot, make sure they're stolen.
#21
Destroy him. Steal his system. Feel bad. Give it back. Want to play video game. Steal it back. Spit on his head. Laugh.

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Superman 'dat ho'.
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#23
Quote by taraholic
Because its still a good deal, and I want that stuff really bad. Raising the amount I was willing to spend was the only way I could get him to stop from selling it

Words cannot express quite how dumb this is.

Anyway, if you've got no credit, no job, nothing you can quickly shift and you're unwilling to do a few dodgy deals you're stuffed for the cash, so I wouldn't worry about it.
#24
if he was willing to sell it for $250, why don't you get him to drop it for you to something closer like $300. why the hell would he make you pay $120 more for something he was willing to get rid of later?
#25
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Suck some dicks.

Truly, its the only way. Get suckin.
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#26
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Because its still a good deal, and I want that stuff really bad. Raising the amount I was willing to spend was the only way I could get him to stop from selling it

You are a poor business man.
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I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

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#27
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Truly, its the only way. Get suckin.


See?


Well, gets to suckin'

I'll give you $20. Another $5 if you swallow. And another $5 if you don't cry.


It's a good deal



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#28
If there was an easy way to make $370 in just a day I could stop selling my body to lonely old men. But there isn't, and so I keep going. Get over not being able to have what you want, you sound like a whiny brat.
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#33
1.) Get him to sell it to you $120 more than the other kid.
2.) Post on a guitar forum.
3.) Masterbate.
4.) ???
5.) Play video games. (HA didn't see that one coming you scurvy sea dog)
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#34
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