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EDIT: in canada we get raped by beavers and polar bears
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
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What kind of backwards country lets rapist wombats go free? Aussies, get your act together!
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#6
****ing wombats get away with everything.
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Silly Australians, YOU'RE the ones who are upside down.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

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#13
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^^your a fool.


You're a fool.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#14
So being raped by a wombat gives you an Australian accent? Interesting.
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#17
Eh, that wasn't as bad as the Australian woman who called the police to come to her home because one of the officers was hot. She got hit with a hefty fine.
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^^your a fool.


and also, the ****head-kiwi admitted that it was a prank.....

Foolish foolery!

****in' wombats!
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#19
In a later call to police, Cradock retracted the wombat rape complaint, but said the incident had left him with an Australian accent.

#20
Oh man

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#21
silly new-zealenders, i'm surprised this one knows how to work the phone, and i'm surprised this one could find time from raping sheep to make this call.....
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#23
I seriously thought this was going to be about koalas, AC/DC or kangaroos.


****ing wombats
#24
He got 75 hrs service? kinda harsh...
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#25
Only in Motueka!

On a second subsequent call to the communications centre, Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat at his Motueka address, and sought their immediate help.

He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out,'' Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all,'' Cradock then told the operator.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4453980a10.html

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Only in Motueka!

On a second subsequent call to the communications centre, Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat at his Motueka address, and sought their immediate help.

He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out,'' Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all,'' Cradock then told the operator.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4453980a10.html



Thanks, I missed that part in the first post.