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#3
Can they even fit her in a squad car?

I can see this thread is going to turn into one huge fat joke.
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#6
hmmmm i think every adult in that situation is liable and should go to jail.....and sterilized
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#7
Id hit it.


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God dang 800 pounds! that's effing huge. I feel sorry for the parents even though the child protection blah blah said not to leave the children with the aunt.
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I thought she might have sat on him or something.


Or tried eating him.
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#17
hey i can see it now
'fat lady given death by chocolate'
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#19
What is it with these fat Mexicans camping out in America. How the hell did they jump the border?
#20
She's pretty cute... I mean, if you're in to beluga whales.
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#22
hahahahah bitch.

oh man, the things they'd do to her in prison if they had a big enough cell
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#23
"La Joya woman faces capital murder charge and the child's mother is in jail, accused of not protecting him from her sister"

What? How can you fight off an 800 lb person?

And I don't see a problem with her not being detained at the moment - she's hardly a flight risk. It's not like she can put on a trench coat and a hat then slip across the border or something.
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#24
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hahahahah bitch.

oh man, the things they'd do to her in prison if they had a big enough cell



They are going to keep her out in the yard. Figure they will save on having to cut the grass. When the prisoners get bored they will just bust out sticks and start whacking at her like a pinata.
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"La Joya woman faces capital murder charge and the child's mother is in jail, accused of not protecting him from her sister"

What? How can you fight off an 800 lb person?

And I don't see a problem with her not being detained at the moment - she's hardly a flight risk. It's not like she can put on a trench coat and a hat then slip across the border or something.


DUde, she is the border.
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They are going to keep her out in the yard. Figure they will save on having to cut the grass. When the prisoners get bored they will just bust out sticks and start whacking at her like a pinata.

mayb if they open her up half digested lollies will come out
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#30
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I thought she might have sat on him or something.


me to!

I seriously thought, "Wow, I wonder if it was an accident and she sat on him/her or something."

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#31
haha they should give her the life penalty. honestly, I think allowing her to continue living like that is a fate worse than death.
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#33
lol im surprised she was actually able to ahve enough energy to attack the kid
or for that matter catch up to him
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#34
Damn, this is what happens when you domesticate whales.

Seriously, I bet they had to use satellite imaging just to be able to fit her in one frame.
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hmmmm i think every adult in that situation is liable and should go to jail.....and sterilized


that seems a little unnecessary to sterilize the 800 pound one...

unless...




on a slightly different note, i would not want to be in that surgery room.

head surgeon "alright all of you, im going to need you to hold back all that fat so i have room to work."

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#37
Wow, I didn't think she'd have the energy to do that.
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#38
In my browser, I opened it in a tab and it said "800-pound aunt charged with fat"



In addition to that, I thought she like sat on the kid or something from reading the thread title.
#39
Hm.

Send her blubber to third world countries. Then she dies for her crime AND we end world hunger! EVERYBODY WINS!
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