Poll: Would super mario save peach only because
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View poll results: Would super mario save peach only because
he wants to do her?
75 65%
he just wants the magic mushrooms
41 35%
Voters: 116.
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#2
yes, mario is clearly a sex addict
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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#10
mario's a short, fat plumber.

do you honestly think he get's laid easily? he's obviously only in it for the sex.
#11
He even says in the game Mario: Uncut + Unedited Scenes that he wanted to give Peach a dirty plumber.
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#13
Quote by soulflyV
You're more of a reject for replacing the word "two" with the number "2".

u rekn its kwl 2 typ lik dis ey?


hey its quicker.

and easier.

and its not like i cant spell or am no good at english.

got 92% on my end of year english exam.

so there
#14
first of all, peach mujst be a real peach cause i'd trip balls if i had to kill ffíng turtles ride dino's and all the other **** he goes through just to get laid..
So or mario is like really deparate (highest propability) or he just like's the shrooms he gets on the way.
Btw i somewhere heard that the entire mario concept was based on a shroom trip some japanese junk had, what are the chances that be true? i'dd believe it right away:P
#15
Quote by CoreysMonster
mario's a short, fat plumber.

do you honestly think he get's laid easily? he's obviously only in it for the sex.


You have a point, thats probably why he never like tries to stop Peach from getting captured and is always first to try and rescue her...

and yes your avatar is a penis.

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Btw i somewhere heard that the entire mario concept was based on a shroom trip some japanese junk had, what are the chances that be true? i'dd believe it right away:P


That would explain this:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=j_l_eotzZOk
Last edited by str84ever at Mar 29, 2008,
#17
Quote by gallagher2006
I'd say so...Every man thinks with his penis. Even Mario. Hell, even Link from Zelda.


I thought he was gay
#18
Quote by AwesomeDrummer
hey its quicker.

and easier.

and its not like i cant spell or am no good at english.

got 92% on my end of year english exam.

so there



Your foolish statistics mean nothing to me, poor drummer. Provideth to me evidence of thine english abilities and thou shall't live.
#20
Quote by soulflyV
Your foolish statistics mean nothing to me, poor drummer. Provideth to me evidence of thine english abilities and thou shall't live.


you do realise this thread is about mario and not grammar right?
#22
Quote by soulflyV
Incorrect.

Threadjack has commenced.


This thread is now about grammar.



OBJECTION



this thread is once again about mario.

what the hell do turtles have to do with mushrooms??
#25
Quote by soulflyV
You're more of a reject for replacing the word "two" with the number "2".

and you're also a reject for saying the word "two" when you were supposed to say "to." oh, and periods go before quotation marks.
#26
Quote by AwesomeDrummer
i dont think peach would allow luigi 2. hes more of a reject compared to the mega-ultimate-champion-super mario

I'd say they would go for a threesome. Imagine how sexually frustrated peach must be; she'd probably bang anything bangable in close proximity. I mean, the only thing she could have sex with usually are the walking talking mushrooms, but who'd want that?

EDIT: Just thought about it, does rule 34 work for this?
#28
Quote by TheQuailman
I'd say they would go for a threesome. Imagine how sexually frustrated peach must be; she'd probably bang anything bangable in close proximity. I mean, the only thing she could have sex with usually are the walking talking mushrooms, but who'd want that?

EDIT: Just thought about it, does rule 34 work for this?



What about bowser, she spends more time with him than anyone else.

Rule 34 states that there must be, no exceptions.
#31
Quote by TheQuailman
I don't think she'd have survived that.


Well why does Bowser actually kidnap Peach in the first place?
#32
Quote by str84ever
Well why does Bowser actually kidnap Peach in the first place?

Maybe he does not care if she survives. He's much like Chuck Norris.
#33
Quote by str84ever
Well why does Bowser actually kidnap Peach in the first place?



the question is, why does mario always try to kidnap peach from bowser?

as far as we know, peach could be bowsers daughter.
#34
Quote by soulflyV
Yeah I messed up. Although how do you know what I was 'supposed' to say? Hmmm?

i don't know about 'supposed,' but we should all know by the rules of grammar. especially when correcting someone else's
#35
Quote by CoreysMonster
the question is, why does mario always try to kidnap peach from bowser?

as far as we know, peach could be bowsers daughter.


i will never think of Mario the same again.

Yeah that is very true. Mario is a bastard, trying to steal Peach away from her oppressed father.
#38
Anyone who's played Mario Tennis for Gamecube knows Peach is one fine piece of ass.

So, as great as magic mushrooms are, Mario is truly in it for the pussy.
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