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On March 30th, 2007, at the legendary Exxxotica Adult Film Convention in Miami Beach, several adult stars - Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, Gina Lynn, Carmen Luvana and Jenna Haze signed an Epiphone Les Paul Standard guitar. This guitar soon became "The Les Porn."



Just thought I might share this with teh pits, it's old as hell mind you.
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#2
haha

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#3
Why an Epiphone?
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#4
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Why an Epiphone?

They're porn stars, not movie stars
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#6
hahahah cooool

If I had that guitar and my mom saw it, then she would ask whose signs are those

I would answer: "ehmmmmm... the guys from Rammstein?"

And she would be like: "oh okay"
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They're porn stars, not movie stars


Nice one.
Gonna Leave this town

Gotta leave this town

Gonna make a whole lotta money

Gonna be big yeah...
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#10
I ****in hate epiphones...
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I ****in hate epiphones...

And what exactly does that have to do with this thread?
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hahahah cooool

If I had that guitar and my mom saw it, then she would ask whose signs are those

I would answer: "ehmmmmm... the guys from Rammstein?"

And she would be like: "oh okay"

Doktor Florenz =/=Jenna Jameson.

I hope.


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#15
wow... maybe this'd be a good present for my uncle...
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Doktor Florenz =/=Jenna Jameson

HAAHAHAHH

yeah but my mom doesn't know the difference
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They're porn stars, not movie stars


Nice.
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"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
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the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#20
thats like me signing my Toyota Corolla and selling it for 4x what i paid for it. These people have nothing to do with a guitars, them signing it just defaced it and now its worth nothing.
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#21
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thats like me signing my Toyota Corolla and selling it for 4x what i paid for it. These people have nothing to do with a guitars, them signing it just defaced it and now its worth nothing.

Underage user alert.
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I'm afraid that guitar has AIDS. I wouldn't touch it.

The pic with the two pornstars and the guitar on the table just makes me think, 'OMG LETS PUSH IT OFF TEH TABLE AND SHAG ON IT'

Which means it's probably been reliced, now. Repainted in white. O.O
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#27
thats awesome
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Just thought I might share this with teh pits, it's old as hell mind you.

I had a mate who modified his guitar hero III controller in that way... Okay, so all he did was cut out a cnetre-fold & glue it onto the thing, appropriate holes for all the controls, but it was rather damn good.
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#29
I would rather have it signed by rock legends, but porn stars comes pretty close.
#30
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thats like me signing my Toyota Corolla and selling it for 4x what i paid for it. These people have nothing to do with a guitars, them signing it just defaced it and now its worth nothing.

are you are porn star, cause if your were than maybe you could.
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I had a mate who modified his guitar hero III controller in that way... Okay, so all he did was cut out a cnetre-fold & glue it onto the thing, appropriate holes for all the controls, but it was rather damn good.


That's ace.
Gonna Leave this town

Gotta leave this town

Gonna make a whole lotta money

Gonna be big yeah...
(Jimi Hendrix - Hear My Train A Comin')

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They're porn stars, not movie stars
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

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