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#1
Does playing guitar at church score the church cuties? I would totally rock the god gigs if I didn't catch on fire upon entering the building. I would record a double live album chock full of songs about...how I love god and I would to some 10 minute session of speaking in tongues into a talk box. I actually kind of like this idea. The audience is pre-installed, which means you don't even have to pay your dues in night clubs.
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oh no, boys going for girls is bad!
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#5
**** yeah them church chicks are freaaks.
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I'm a Christian, and I play in my church's band, and ever since then, a bunch of the teenage girls have been trying to get my attention. So yes, playing in a church band as a Christian member of the church can get girls.

But what you say you'd do is
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I'm a Christian, and I play in my church's band, and ever since then, a bunch of the teenage girls have been trying to get my attention. So yes, playing in a church band as a Christian member of the church can get girls.

But what you say you'd do is

Aww..c'mon. I think the talk box thing is golden!
#8
i say go for it. it'd kinda be like in south park with Faith + 1 haha
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Do it. There is no invisible man judging your actions while sitting in the clouds. Rock some institutionalized faces and **** some freaky godberry chicks.
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Aww..c'mon. I think the talk box thing is golden!

Yeah, I guess it's a good idea.

It would be better if it was genuine though... my old church (one of the reasons I left) used to, every week, right in the middle of the band's set, stage one of the employees of the church to speak in tongues. It was meant to be "spiritual," but you could tell they were faking it by the way the stuttered and repeated themselves.
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I'm a Christian, and I play in my church's band, and ever since then, a bunch of the teenage girls have been trying to get my attention. So yes, playing in a church band as a Christian member of the church can get girls.

But what you say you'd do is

How old are (you if you don't mind me asking)?
#13
Do it man, worst case scenario is that you get the laugh of your life xD
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God will probably strike you with lightning when you leave the church.
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Do it. There is no invisible man judging your actions while sitting in the clouds. Rock some institutionalized faces and **** some freaky godberry chicks.



+1

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God will probably strike you with lightning when you leave the church.

Lee Tevino (profesionnal golfer) has been struck by lightning 5 times and he seems aight...
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Do it. There is no invisible man judging your actions while sitting in the clouds. Rock some institutionalized faces and **** some freaky godberry chicks.

couldnt have said it better myself. lol
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Scoring chicks at church.
Yes, you can score chicks at church.
You can also slip your Grandma the tongue when you kiss her.
But tbh, I haven't tried either.

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Yes, you can score chicks at church.
You can also slip your Grandma the tongue when you kiss her.
But tbh, I haven't tried either.

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I cant really think of much of a better place. These girls are so "good" and mind****ed that you could convince them into anything, and they will still think your genuine.
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#20
It doesnt work.
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I cant really think of much of a better place. These girls are so "good" and mind****ed that you could convince them into anything, and they will still think your genuine.

Think your genuine? If you try to get a "nice" girl from church to blow you she'll tell you that it's wrong and that you need to go to confession or see through you. I'm catholic but I'm also incedibly interested in philosophy and psychology.
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Sorry, I play in a church band and it didnt work for me.
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Fail thread is fail.
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Sorry, I play in a church band and it didnt work for me.

Guitarist + Stage = Groupies

This is a time tested equation. Clearly it doesn't work in all cases, I would like to know what you think the missing element was for you? Did you rock out? Did you play acoustic? Did you appear like you were having the time of your life, or were you just going through the motions? I would appreciate any feedback.
#28
I play in the church band, but I dont get girls from my church.


There arent any girls at my church.
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Scoring chicks at church?


Does that mean that you cant score chicks anywhere else?

Burn! Nice.
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Guitarist + Stage = Groupies

This is a time tested equation. Clearly it doesn't work in all cases, I would like to know what you think the missing element was for you? Did you rock out? Did you play acoustic? Did you appear like you were having the time of your life, or were you just going through the motions? I would appreciate any feedback.


Dude it seems like you are playing guitar just to score chicks that is dumb and that is just a dick thing to do.
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#33
yeah that's a great way to pick up delusional jesus freaks. just the kind of woman all the cool kids want...

#34
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Dude it seems like you are playing guitar just to score chicks that is dumb and that is just a dick thing to do.

I play cuz rock flows through my veins, I am an attention *****, I AM a dick, and I have a fantastic sense of humor...I love me.
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Do it. There is no invisible man judging your actions while sitting in the clouds. Rock some institutionalized faces and **** some freaky godberry chicks.


+1

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I play cuz rock flows through my veins, I am an attention *****, I AM a dick, and I have a fantastic sense of humor...I love me.

I hope you don't mind me saying this, but I don't like you. At least not from what I've read in this thread.
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#37
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I play cuz rock flows through my veins, I am an attention *****, I AM a dick, and I have a fantastic sense of humor...I love me.

You sound like a twat to me...
#38
I go to church and they have a little band. Most of the kids are ugly though and usually never talk to girls. You can play guitar night and day, I don't think it really changes anything.
#39
With the proper amount of swagger, confidence and whiskey...it'll work. Try the tortured yet repentent soul angle, always a good one.
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I hope you don't mind me saying this, but I don't like you. At least not from what I've read in this thread.

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