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im not mental
litrally drake
Join date: May 2004
3,996 IQ
#1
yep.

i walk into the office to go on the computer. i move the mouse to get out of the screen saver and it turns out my dad was logged in. and right there was a paused video of a chick fingering herself. my dad's walks in and he's just like "oh ****." he goes and exits out of everything and then he says, "alright go ahead."

awkward to say the least.

and kind of ironic. i thought my parents would be the ones to find out i looked at porn, not the other way around....


has this ever happened to anyone else?
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NielsWho
Doesn't finish his sente-
Join date: Dec 2007
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#4
Yup.

I don't want to talk about it


cam_sampbell
Cherry Picker
Join date: Jul 2006
704 IQ
#5
Erm... yeah, but no it hasn't happened to mebecause the only computer is in the living room so that would be just wrong
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ewp805
...cuz I like to party.
Join date: Mar 2007
142 IQ
#8
You should of been like

"Whoah, dad! Is that Hot Brazillian Asses #2?"
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Thales
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2007
47 IQ
#9
I once found my mom's pornography tape labeled "Sex Sweatshop" in the VCR...scarred for life man.
12Jim34
Tab Contributor
Join date: Jul 2006
1,387 IQ
#11
I bet the awkward silence was horrible. You should have sneezed or coughed or said "What site is this?" or at least something.
Archaon
Minister of Sin
Join date: Jun 2005
324 IQ
#12
Quote by NielsWho
Yup.

I don't want to talk about it

You caught your dad in the middle of the act, didn't you?
floppypick
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Join date: Jan 2008
628 IQ
#18
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At least you didn't catch him polishing his Jolly Roger


Yeah man.... He probably just finished Eww

Anyway, finish watching any good?
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dark_gilbert
UG's bastard son
Join date: Jul 2007
78 IQ
#20
haha, sucks to be.

...im in spain.
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Sanitarium91
Night Dreamer
Join date: Oct 2006
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#21
I once caught my big brother watching porn... it wasn't nearly as akward as that though.
daft
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Join date: May 2002
167 IQ
#22
It could have been worse. Horses could have been involved.
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im not mental
litrally drake
Join date: May 2004
3,996 IQ
#24
Quote by jimmy_neutron
I can't believe u touched the mouse after him......

....


goddammit.
Go Veg.
Slash_HuDsOn
UG Fanatic
Join date: Sep 2005
418 IQ
#25
Quote by MetalMilitia212
That's nothing, I found stripping lesson tapes under my parents bed.


haha I found one of my dad's porn in the VCR once ...........Show me that ass 4
Shunt
UG's Monster Addict
Join date: Dec 2007
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#26
Haha well that is definatly one for the ages. If I were you, the next time you do something wrong, that only he knows about, remind him of this incident before he decides whether or not to tell your mother.
The_Crowing_IV
Burning Star IV
Join date: Nov 2006
26 IQ
#27
Jesus christ, man, so many times. Once on my computer in fact. I remember the first time I caught him, he closed out and acted like he was only checking his email, he goes, "Okay, let's go play video games!"
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Kensai
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Join date: Jul 2006
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#28
Welcome to my world...


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bingeandletgo
Bañned
Join date: Oct 2007
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#30
lol I caught my uncle looking at Playboy. He jumped when I caught him and said "You can have the magazine and $20 if you don't tell anyone". So I took the deal lol
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RevaM1ssP1ss
UG's OG
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#31
Quote by MetalMilitia212
That's nothing, I found stripping lesson tapes under my parents bed.


Why were you looking under their bed? :|
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Haanz
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Join date: Feb 2008
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#32
Dude, grow a ****in' pecker.

If I found out my old man watched porn, I'd be tradin' dirty videos with him all the time via the interwebz.

Edit: Uhh.. Not of each other. No, not that way.

.. God damn you all.
Kensai
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#33
Quote by MetalMilitia212
That's nothing, I found stripping lesson tapes under my parents bed.


That's nothing, I found anal lube in my mother's bedroom drawer.
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Slash_HuDsOn
UG Fanatic
Join date: Sep 2005
418 IQ
#35
Quote by bingeandletgo
lol I caught my uncle looking at Playboy. He jumped when I caught him and said "You can have the magazine and $20 if you don't tell anyone". So I took the deal lol


AHAHHAHAHA THAT'S BEAUTIFUL


what... there's ANAL lube?....what's the diff between regular lube?
Prankster1990
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2008
77 IQ
#37
Haha, same here, but my dad was not in the same room and I saw in his browser history he visited 'naughty' sites. I was kind of shocked first, but it goes away after a while :P
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#38
Quote by Kensai
That's nothing, I found anal lube in my mother's bedroom drawer.

That's nothing. I found a dildo in my fathers wardrobe.
MetalMilitia212
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#39
Quote by Slash_HuDsOn
haha I found one of my dad's porn in the VCR once ...........Show me that ass 4

No, that means my mother is, or once was, a stripper. My ex-girlfriend also found a bottle of lube, with the label "anal lube" on it.
Dickless.