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I was looking around wikipedia and i came across Satch's wiki, and i was shocked and very amused to find this:
It is a widely known fact that Joe Satriana is, in fact, a butt pirate. He enjoys searching for loot in other men's anuses.


Now i'm guessing this was edited in by someone, but i was cracking up when i found it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Satriani

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#2
Lmao, screenshot time.

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#5
Will do.

EDIT: i suck at screenshotting, someone do it.

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Last edited by MakeItWitChu at Mar 29, 2008,
#6
Quote by Wikipedia
He reportedly heard the news during a football training session, where he immediately confronted his coach and announced that he was quitting to become a guitarist. he was also molested by polar bears as a young boy thus creating super shredding super awesome manbears these man bears then mated with pigs making guitar weilding man bear pigs



HAHAHA
#8

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-Jackson DXMG (SH-2N, SH-6)
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#11
Quote by Doppelgänger
OK, who edited it again?


Lol, just noticed that.

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-Jackson DXMG (SH-2N, SH-6)
-Schecter Hellraiser C1 (18v)
-Ibanez XPT707FX (Blackouts)
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#15
looks like a UGer just changed it again-

"LOL @ JOE! HE IS LIEK, TEH BIGGEST P3NAR LOV3R EVAR! AND HE IS A MEMBER OF DA GNAA AND NAMBLA! LIZOL!1"

c'mon guys, who was it?
#17
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YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
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#18
'08 Gretsch White Falcon
'98 Fender USA Deluxe Tele
'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
Airline Stratotone Crafter GAE8

A bunch of funky pedals

Handwired 50 Watt Plexi Lead Clone w/ Orange 4x12
#20
Quote by MakeItWitChu
I was looking around wikipedia and i came across Satch's wiki, and i was shocked and very amused to find this:


Now i'm guessing this was edited in by someone, but i was cracking up when i found it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Satriani



is satch really a queer? i wouldn't be suprised

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#21
Quote by SkeleRG
is satch really a queer? i wouldn't be suprised

Neither would i. Neither would i....

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#23
Quote by Doppelgänger
OK, who edited it again?


Not me!
Now it's 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede denim secret police
They have come for your un-cool niece
#24
LOL @ JOE! HE IS LIEK, TEH BIGGEST P3NAR LOV3R EVAR! AND HE IS A MEMBER OF DA GNAA AND NAMBLA! LIZOL!1


That one kinda ruined it...

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#25
its all changed

anyway, it says he learned to play guitar cause of jimi hendrixs death, wonder what would have happened if he didnt hear about it at that time

fate might have been somehow different
#26
Solo albums
1986 - Not of This Penile Girth
1987 - Surfing with the Asshole
1989 - Flying in a Gay Porn Plane
1992 - The Assrapist
1993 - Dildo Machine
1995 - Joe Satriani Has a Little Penis
1998 - Ballsack Planet
2000 - I Love To Give My Dog Teh Redrockets
2002 - LOL WUT PEAR
2004 - Is There ********* in Space?
2006 - Super Colossal Pecker
2008 - Professor Satchafunkilus and the Musterion of Rock



Oh my god, UG.
#29
Solo albums

* 1986 - Not of This Penile Girth
* 1987 - Surfing with the Asshole
* 1989 - Flying in a Gay Porn Plane
* 1992 - The Assrapist
* 1993 - Dildo Machine
* 1995 - Joe Satriani Has a Little Penis
* 1998 - Ballsack Planet
* 2000 - I Love To Give My Dog Teh Redrockets
* 2002 - LOL WUT PEAR
* 2004 - Is There ********* in Space?
* 2006 - Super Colossal Pecker
* 2008 - Professor Satchafunkilus and the Musterion of Rock

edit: damn beaten to it.
#30
Notable instrument(s)
Ibanez Joe Satriani Signature model, Skin Flute (Penis)
My Gear:
Fender 60th Anniversary Standard Strat
Vox AD30VT
Big Muff Pi.
#33
Quote by Froddy
His page will soon be un-editable, lol.


Not to members of Wikipedia.
#34
WTF? It's all gone back to normal!

I didn't even see the thing about the man-loot!
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
//////////////////////////////////////HEALTH
#35
"he was also molested by polar bears as a young boy thus creating super shredding super awesome manbears these man bears then mated with pigs making guitar weilding man bear pigs"

2nd paragraph under biography
#36
Joseph "Dildo" Satriani (born July 15, 1956 in Westbury, New York, U.S.) is an American guitarist and former guitar instructor.

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-Jackson DXMG (SH-2N, SH-6)
-Schecter Hellraiser C1 (18v)
-Ibanez XPT707FX (Blackouts)
-Ibanez BTB 400 Bass

Main Amp: Mesa DR Roadster

#37
Joseph "Dildo" Satriani (born July 15, 1956 in Westbury, New York, U.S.)


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#38
Quote by PlagueX1
Joseph "Dildo" Satriani (born July 15, 1956 in Westbury, New York, U.S.) is an American guitarist and former guitar instructor.


Why's that still there?!
#40
Quote by Blackholesun00
Why's that still there?!

Maybe its TRUE??

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