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#1
Name says it all. Drugs ought to be a big one in this thread...
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#2
Rape
Now it's 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede denim secret police
They have come for your un-cool niece
#3
either music piracy or speeding, probably music piracy
i thought i had magic fingers once, and had uncovered the fountain of love.

turns out my girlfriend was just peeing on me.
#8
i j-walked once
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#11
I've smoked weed and I stole a chocolate bar once

I'm so badass
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#14
in terms of potential punishment or moral indecency?

former? pirating music, films and software.

latter? probably the same thing but I think you should make the distinction.
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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#15
I dealt drugs briefly.
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#16
being in the smae room as my great uncle who was on duty, i got arrested right then and there
#17
Quote by gigson111
i j-walked once

I jay-walked 3 times.

Still think you're so bad ass, gigson111?
#19
Statutory rape,
Drugs,
Piracy
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

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-George Washington
#21
Being passenger with a guy who has no L-plates or Provisional licence. We drove to my nans

Cannabis.

Part from that, i'm all good.
#22
Listen to Ronnie James Dio sing for Black Sabbath. It should be illegal
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#23
drink driving on my bike and crashed into a abbey wall and the bike seemed to be alright so i just went home, knocked a few bricks out but thats all dont know how my bike was still fine,

#25
plenty of underage gambling, music / film / software piracy, j-walking...
#26
i once j-walked
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music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#27
ding dong door ditched?
yea....im a badass
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#28
I bombed Nagasaki (dont know if thats right) in the second world war, then i blew up america....wait, thats in the future...nevermind....
#33
Distribution of relaxation for 5 bucks a joint, underage alcohol drinking, vandalism, trespassing, theft, enjoying Soulja Boy.

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I bombed Nagasaki (dont know if thats right) in the first world war, then i blew up america....wait, thats in the future...nevermind....



Umm.....World War II?
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Literature thread
#34
Quote by Metallicaxp
I bombed Nagasaki (dont know if thats right) in the first world war, then i blew up america....wait, thats in the future...nevermind....


You fail. It was the Second World War. Tut tut...
#35
"Leaving the scene of an accident"

I crashed into a parked car that was parallel to me.. and drove off because I was late for class.


Sigh.
#36
Quote by Metallicaxp
I bombed Nagasaki (dont know if thats right) in the first world war, then i blew up america....wait, thats in the future...nevermind....

Second, fool. At least you did spell it right. But that's hardly a crime!
#38
Vandalized a church is probably the most illegal. It is a felony and a hate crime according some the state of Texas. I've sold a bit of weed here and again a few times.

Oh and apparently having sex with a 17 year old is illegal as well, but it was so much fun I don't consider it wrong.
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#39
Quote by Metallicaxp
I bombed Nagasaki (dont know if thats right) in the first world war, then i blew up america....wait, thats in the future...nevermind....


Failure at history.
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#40
I had a hardship licence which means i could only drive to school and back and have no one else in the car. I maxed at 10 on the way to lunch once. Im a badass. Ive also done some disgustingly miniscule amounts of underage stuff so lets not worry about that.