#1
Post your favorite haikus here.
They are three-line poems that don't have to make sense, and they're in this format:
five syllable line
seven syllable line
five syllable line

My favorite:
Haikus are funny
Sometimes they don't make sense
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Last edited by asfastasdark at Mar 29, 2008,
#2
Not a haiku^

edit: and haikus are syllables 5-7-5

editedit:that's still not a haiku. "Sometimes they don't make sense" is only 6 syllables.
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#4
Quote by heaven's gate
TS fails


on many levels.
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#6
I want a new heart
Mine is much too fragile now
Splash telecaster.
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#7
I like to rock out
I listen to Stevie Ray
Emo's tick me off
Call me Wes.
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#8
Quote by heaven's gate
ah he edited his post


Still wrong tho lol
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#10
they 'don't have to make sense'



You must love poetry.
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#12
Quote by asfastasdark
Post your favorite haikus here.
They are three-line poems that don't have to make sense, and they're in this format:
five syllable line
seven syllable line
five syllable line

My favorite:
Haikus are funny
Sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

change dont to do not and it would work

ok heres mine

I think many deep thoughts
I am a philosopher
I ponder existence
Quote by HaKattack
Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

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Last edited by reedplaysgeetar at Mar 29, 2008,
#13
The TS fails hard
Maybe he should just end life
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#14
Also, the plural of Haiku is 'Haiku', which suggest that your first line is spectacularily bad.


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#15
ha my haiku was defly the only one that meant anything
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Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

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#16
Packed full of phail is
Thread made by asfastasdark
The pit is ashamed
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#17


We all know TS is sitting at his computer crying. He blew his chance at being a cool kid on UG.
#18


Its:
Haiku's are funny
But sometimes they don't make sense
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#19
TS will die like
Ian Curtis Kurt Cobain
except they were cool

now the thread is haiku about TS
go!
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#22
with a crunching sound,
the praying mantis devours
the face of a bee


i love that one.
#23
These poems are for
Second graders - but still-
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#24
Quote by Reds3031
These poems are for
Second graders - but still-
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Can we assume you're in 1st grade then?
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#25
haikus are stupid
is this seven syllables?
blah blah blah the end
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#26
Haikus are stupid.
What's the ****ing point of them?
Why force stupid structures?
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#27
Man this thread really sucks
Why the hell did I open it?
I'm gonna press back now.
#28
Shut your goddamn mouth
Before I kick you square in
The balls... asshole


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That is all.
#29
Herman Ri is Cool
caturday pictures are not
it's opposite day

Haiku's are stupid
they are a waste of my time
rotary cell phone
Call me Wes.
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#31
Quote by third-eye
with a crunching sound,
the praying mantis devours
the face of a bee


i love that one.
Wow. That one is actually pretty good.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#33
Quote by Reject_666_6
Haikus are stupid.
What's the ****ing point of them?
Why force stupid structures?


they do it for lulz
theyre all communist bastards
im ****ing hungry
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