so i was masterbaiting in my room
my dad walks in
i was watching a porno
i turned off the tv and covered up
he goes no...stop
sits by me
turns on the tv
and we watch the rest of the porno together...
end of story

ever had a crazy story like that??
you sat, with your erect penis, next to your father..

did you finish off when he left?

It was Friends wasn't it?
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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wanking off in front of your dad and then watching porn with him?! sick...not my cup of tea but whatever does it for you.