#1
off the simpsons:

Homer to Flanders:Could Jesus heat a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it"
Flanders does answer but not fully
i asked my RE teacher he did not reply

so now my friends, i turn to the pit for an answer.....

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#2
No. He could heat it hot as he wanted, but he could still eat it. I mean, comeon, he's Jesus.
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#3
Of course he could. Jesus is Jesus. He's equal to like 10 leprecauns.
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#4
No. The burrito would crucify him.
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#5
Well, in theory Jesus can do everything, which is a paradox, as you can see.

However so is the idea of Jesus going to hell, so just roll with it.
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#6
ok thanks the question was bugging me btw homer was high at the time
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#7
i'm jesus so i can tell you no
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#8
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No. The burrito would crucify him.


Not burritos! Burritos are mexican food. Mexicans are Catholic. Matzah balls and Latkes would crucify him.


wow... that's some uber racism.
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#10
First of all, the Simpsons stole that from the age-old "rock so heavy God could not lift it".

Secondly, the question is pointless as omnipotence does not entail the ability to do things which are inherent contradictions. It doesn't matter if God could or not, it has no bearing on anything. It boils down to a semantic argument about the meaning of omnipotence. The word omnipotence is a concept only, and to debate it's meaning would be like to debate infinity -- pointless and impossible.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

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#11
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Not burritos! Burritos are mexican food. Mexico=Catholics. Matza balls would crucify him.


wow... that's some uber racism.

Hehe... it's funny cos 'Uber' is German...
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#12
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First of all, the Simpsons stole that from the age-old "rock so heavy God could not lift it".

Secondly, the question is pointless as omnipotence does not entail the ability to do things which are inherent contradictions. It doesn't matter if God could or not, it has no bearing on anything. It boils down to a semantic argument about the meaning of omnipotence. The word omnipotence is a concept only, and to debate it's meaning would be like to debate infinity -- pointless and impossible.

Do you have no concept of fun at all?
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#13
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#14
this thread is asking for sigs
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#17
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Not burritos! Burritos are mexican food. Mexicans are Catholic. Matzah balls and Latkes would crucify him.


wow... that's some uber racism.


Its ok dude. That's not just racist, it's anti-semetic.
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#18
You can eat anything once.
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