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So Today At Work I got short-changed. For those that do not know what that is is when someone askes you for change or gets change back from a purchase and are able to get some money off of you. Well some slick ass sum of a bitch gipmed me of $74 bills. Long story short have you ever got short-changed? OR do you short-change people and if you do...well you're scum of society.
#2
I've never gotten shortchanged, but a couple of times the cashier has mistaken the $5 i gave them for a $50 and I was like "JACKPOT MOTHERFUCKER!" after I got out of the store.
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This pales in comparison to the guy above me, but at my school's battle of the bands (uncapitalized because it mostly sucked), my friend gave $20, and it cost $5. He got the $20 back in fives, and we went along with our business.
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I've never gotten shortchanged, but a couple of times the cashier has mistaken the $5 i gave them for a $50 and I was like "JACKPOT MOTHERFUCKER!" after I got out of the store.

haha

Next time I go to the mall, I'm going to buy something and have a few bills in my hand, and, as I walk out, I'll look at the money, give a shocked look at the cashier and yell that.

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I get jipped a penny most everyday when I go get a Monster.

I don't really care though. It's just a penny. Sure, they build up, but it takes a LONG time.
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i went to a party where it was a $5 cover. i handed the overly intoxicated guy at the front door a $10 bill. he hands me back three fives. i quickly walk in smugly grinning.
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oh man, a lot of people are going to get short changed now. Bet a **** load of from the pit are going to try short changing people in the morning.
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oh man, a lot of people are going to get short changed now. Bet a **** load of from the pit are going to try short changing people in the morning.


How do you shortchange people?
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How do you shortchange people?


Its pretty much the idea of giving somebuddy exact change in pursuit of getting more change than originally planned. Say I bought something for $5.50 and gave you a $100.50 my change would be $95.00. But with short changing, I could fool you to think that you did not give me $95.00 dollars in change and get you to give me another $95 dollars. The process of how con-artists do this still baffles me.
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once at a concert i bought somthing and the merch guy took my twenty, but then gave me change back and i was flipping through adn i realized he gave me my money back
so then i was a good person and gave it back.
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Some douchebag tried to buy a prepaid phonecard that was $100. After i ran it in the computer, he gave me a $1 bill and ran away very quickly saying he was late for his bus. (clearly saw him go into a car).

Afterwards, I voided the transaction and now his phonecard is inaccessible. He lost $1 :]

A few days later, he comes back and says that his card doesn't work and wants a refund for the $100. We tell him to wait and the manager calls the cops and they deal with him.
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