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Ok fellow Pit monkeys, im really drunk and high and i was at a party and i hooked up with my ex-girlfriend. Even though it was fun...I'm not sure how i feel. She says that she will always have a sexual attraction to me, but she doesnt think we would work in a relationship.

We made a deal that if we dont lose our virginity by senior year (im a junior) then we'll just have sex with eachother. Im all for that. Im still really confused, do the love doctors of UG have any advice for me.


Also, im sorry if this was supposed to go in a certain thread, but as i said im really drunk and high and not thinking at all
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Ok fellow Pit monkeys, im really drunk and high and i was at a party and i hooked up with my ex-girlfriend. Even though it was fun...I'm not sure how i feel. She says that she will always have a sexual attraction to me, but she doesnt think we would work in a relationship.

We made a deal that if we dont lose our virginity by senior year (im a junior) then we'll just have sex with eachother.
Im all for that. Im still really confused, do the love doctors of UG have any advice for me.


Also, im sorry if this was supposed to go in a certain thread, but as i said im really drunk and high and not thinking at all


if you feel the same way, then there is no problem. if you want something more with this girl then i wouldnt let her do this to you.

and i thought you said you hooked up with youre ex, then how are you still a virgin?
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Come back to UG when you're a little less fucked up, and ask in the relationship thread.
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NLT, he probably meant made out with her. means the same thing around here. you gotta specify boyo!
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What is the question? Um.. I'd put it in the relationship thread or the sex thread, or on Love Line or something. But, seriously: If you still have a thing for her, I wouldn't even deal with it.
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if you feel the same way, then there is no problem. if you want something more with this girl then i wouldnt let her do this to you.

and i thought you said you hooked up with youre ex, then how are you still a virgin?



ahh im sorry, yea hooked up where i'm from is just making out/maybe a BJ
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What is the question? Um.. I'd put it in the relationship thread or the sex thread, or on Love Line or something. But, seriously: If you still have a thing for her, I wouldn't even deal with it.

Mr. Jill, or can I call you Jack? Will you marry me?
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Mr. Jill, or can I call you Jack? Will you marry me?

You could call me Cory, or Cornelius if you want, darling. And yes, because RHCP94 left UG and I need someone to fill the void.
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You could call me Cory, or Cornelius if you want, darling. And yes, because RHCP94 left UG and I need someone to fill the void.

Banned for just left? If I am not kicking anyone out, I don't want to do it.
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bone her!
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Banned for just left? If I am not kicking anyone out, I don't want to do it.

He just left for some reason, he left me with nine children and a puppy.

I think he's actually coming back on April 1st.. But he had his chance.

Anyway, so this is on topic: Do you guys think my new relationship with I Have To Pee should be intimate, or just sexual? Or should I take this to the relationship thread?
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He just left for some reason, he left me with nine children and a puppy.

I think he's actually coming back on April 1st.. But he had his chance.

Anyway, so this is on topic: Do you guys think my new relationship with I Have To Pee should be intimate, or just sexual? Or should I take this to the relationship thread?

To the relationship thread you ****!!!
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He just left for some reason, he left me with nine children and a puppy.

I think he's actually coming back on April 1st.. But he had his chance.

Anyway, so this is on topic: Do you guys think my new relationship with I Have To Pee should be intimate, or just sexual? Or should I take this to the relationship thread?



I don't see it going anywhere, other than downhill. I don't see I Have To Pee as a very committed person.
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Rape!!!
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I don't see it going anywhere, other than downhill. I don't see I Have To Pee as a very committed person.

Now that I think about it, I am already committed to another UGer. I probably will get in trouble for being too flirty. So let this thread DIE!
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