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So tonight as I was at a lake, I watched two ducks rape the **** out a third duck. Like ravage wild buttsex. I got two videos of it which I will get off my phone sometime soon but let me tell you it was intense.

I couldn't decide if I should stop the rape, or let it pass as surprise buttsex.

Anyone seen this kinda **** before?
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Last edited by kyurah at Mar 30, 2008,
#4
ummmm is it wrong that i lol'd?
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#5


PLEASE SEND ME THE VIDEO
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#7
It may have to be in the morning because I can't find my usb to phone cable, but I'll have a look-see
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#8
I totally thought thread was about duct tape and I was going to flame you for being stupid and thinking it was "duck tape" but...
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#9
Pics or ban!!!!!!

hahaha I cant stop picturing it....
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Last edited by Pinkbelly at Mar 30, 2008,
#11
dude

pics or it didn't happen

but in your case

vids or it didn't happen
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#14
the funniest part is they were so into it, I literally got right in their faces (and asses) while recording from all angles and they couldn't stop ****ing the poor bitch to care
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Quote by kyurah
the funniest part is they were so into it, I literally got right in their faces (and asses) while recording from all angles and they couldn't stop ****ing the poor bitch to care


are you serious man?
i actually cried laughing at the thought of ducks raping each other.
i swear to god if you let me down ill have your heart on a platter by sunrise
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#19
hahahahahaha
dude upload the vid now!!! hahaha
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#20
No, not at all to laugh at this, ninja.


I have a similar story. A year ago at a baseball practice, we were practicing at a local church (the reason, I have not ****ing clue). Anyway, there was a kind of farm house behind left field on the diamond. Well, this house had a peacock (which I only saw a few times), goats, two full size horses, then a gimpy midget horse.

This one horse was a ****in horndog, and he kept trying to rape the **** out of the midget horse. Which was the funniest **** ever. I think the midget horse was actually male, too, adding to hilarity. The ****er was like three times as big as the pony (and his junk was like the poniy's spine, it was crazy).

Another time, that horse starting screwing the full size horse, which was as funny, but still pretty worthy of not listening to anything else and watching.


I was at a zoo, and one moose (and, another, separate time, a ****ing elephant!) got on top of another one and raped the **** out of its respective species partner.


A love a good animal rapin'...
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#21
pics or it didnt happen.
lol.
i once saw squirrels having sex at the zoo.
interestingly enough, they weren't in a cage, they were doing it on the sidewalk about 10 feet away from us.
my mom's friend was like "you did come to see nature, didn't you?"
it was really funny.
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#22
I...I dont know which one is creepier; the fact that you were video taping this duck on duck porn raping action, or the fact that everyone wants to see it

*secretly wants to see it*
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#26
Nature is cruel. It would have been wrong to interfere. That doesn't make recording it any less sick. And funny.
#27
I don't know what to be more digusted about - the fact you filmed it, or the fact you didn't join in.
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video or it didnt happen. and if it didnt happen my deeply depressed guitar teacher will shoot herself.. shes not joking.
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#29
I just watched them again. I make some really stupid commentary. Like really stupid, but the porn is hot stuff.
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#31
theres only a few animals known to rape eachother

ducks are one of the most well known

so metal
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#32
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theres only a few animals known to rape eachother

ducks are one of the most well known

so metal



Dolphins are necrophilliacs.

Dolphins>ducks.
#33
thats funny it reminds me of the time that stray dog got in my dogs doghouse, so my dog got pissed off and dragged the stray dog out. then humps his face very aggressively. the stray dog looked humiliated. it was probably one of the only things i can think of that still makes me rofl even though it happened like three years ago
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Dolphins are necrophilliacs.

Dolphins>ducks.

Hyenas are pedophiles.

Hyenas>Dolphins
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Hyenas are pedophiles.

Hyenas>Dolphins


How are they pedos?
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A male spotted hyena which attempted to mate with a female which succeeded in driving it off, eventually turned to it's ten-month-old cub, repeatedly mounting it and ejaculating on it.

Just on of the random things I've found out on the internet.

Not pedophilia per se, but still.
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How are they pedos?


They have sex with underaged Hyenas.
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Just on of the random things I've found out on the internet.

Not pedophilia per se, but still.


Wow. Lol.
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