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title says it all

Good Mourning Black Friday-Megadeth
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
Dancing On The Ceiling - Lionel Ritchie. The guy has just defied all laws of physics and is giving a big "Fuck you all, I can dance on the ceiling and you can't" to us all.

In all seriousness, Cowboys From Hell is pretty badass.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.


My love for you
Is like a truck
Hatredcopter, Castratikron, Face Fisted, Hatredy, Bloodtrocuted-Dethklok (Dethklok has the best song names hands down)

Aero Zeppelin-Nirvana

Fist Wrapped in Blood-Silverstein (k, might not be badass, but it makes me laugh)

...Slowdance on the inside-Taking Back Sunday
The Pit. The Movie.
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It was just l33t for RIIR, they're so k3wl.

I like "Oh My ****ing God" by Strapping Young Lad, and I suppose most Anal **** song titles are "badass".


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I Cum Blood

Predictable, but I still lolled.
This week I have mostly been listening to...

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As an additional remark, I would advise everybody to stfu and listen to Buz XD

"Thanks for not Moshing"
Don't bash Hip-Hop or Rap, it just makes you look like an idiot.
Cemetery Gates-pantera
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
God's Gonna Cut You Down

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I Cum Blood

thank you for that very original post, I most certainly didn't call that before entering this thread

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett


Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
This!.... Is!...

The Painkiller!!
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.
Be Quick Or Be Dead - Iron Maiden

****, Run!
Hull City A.F.C

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crunkym toy diuckl;ess ass ****igkjn ****** **** bitch ass pussy ****er douchecanoe ****** **** you s omn cnt you lieet le biutch
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whatz a number?

I thought it was spelled "numbah," like in Kids Next Door.

Kids Next Door...wooh...they were the best
spirit crusher- death
90% of teens say they would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to fall off a skyscraper, if you're one of the 10% who would shout, "JUMP MUTHA*******", put this in your signature

My Last .fm page:
You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag - Anal Cunt

i think its pretty bad ass
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.

Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing-Joe Satriani
The Pit. The Movie.
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Be Quick Or Be Dead - Iron Maiden

****, Run!


Hallowed Be Thy Name- Iron Maiden
Fear Of The Dark- Iron Maiden
Wake Up Dead- Megadeth
El Phantasmo and the Chicken-Run Blast-O-Rama by White Zombie

They always have pretty wierd ones.
Opeth - Black Rose Immortal

It just screams black metal.
"A war is coming, I've seen it in my dreams. Fires sweeping through the earth, bodies in the streets, cities turned to dust. Retaliation..."

Check out my amazing band!
An Abstract Illusion
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I Cum Blood

everyone hates people who contribute that song into every "which song?" thread.
Anti-Flag - Confessions of an Economic Hitman
Billy Talent - Devil In A Midnight Mass, Burn the Evidence
Dead Kennedys - I Kill Children
Fatboy Slim - Sunset (Bird of Prey) It may not be a badass song, but the title rocks.
Gorillaz - Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey's Head
AC/DC - Highway to hell, If You Want Blood You've Got It, Inject The Venom, Hell's Bells, Back In Black, TNT... pretty much all AC/DC titles.
Green Day - Letterbomb
Metallica - Master of Puppets, Ride The Lightning, Harvester of Sorrow, The Unforgiven, Jump in the fire, The Thing That Should Not Be, Seek and Destroy... Yeah, all Metallica too.
Mayday Parade - Walk on water or drown
The Matches - Audio Blood
Matchbook Romance - You Can Run, But We'll Find You
Jimmy Eat World - Salt Sweat Sugar
MSI - You'll Rebel to Anything (as long as it's not challenging)
Lostprophets - Shinobi VS Dragon Ninja, To Hell We Ride, We Still Kill the Old Way, Burn burn, Everyday Combat, Kobrakai
Most Muse songs...
MCR - Give 'Em Hell Kid, Famous Last Words
Nirvana - Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.

Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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Air on a G-string - Bach

he's a nutter that Sebastian.

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I cut my tongue with a spoon.

Andrew Wk Party Tip 11Be Awesomer!

Most song titles come from Cannibal Corpse, such as:

Force Fed Broken Glass
Frantic Disembowelment
Absolute Hatred
Mummified In Barbed Wire
Scattered Remains, Splattered Brains
Five Nails Through The Neck

Y'know...stuff like that. I like a lot of Death's stuff, too.
Gravemakers & Gunslingers- Coheed & Cambria
Here's what the critics are saying about Hanzi_G:

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Hanzi_G = god damned prophet.

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I Cum Blood

and there it is.

theres always one.
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It's an acoustic, slow it down, get some lemonade, go to the beach, play "i'm yours" by jason mraz, get women...
a devil in god's country - Lamb of God
Officer dick head gets a black ****ing eye - lamb of god
foot to the throat - lamb of god
die (and die now) devildriver-
primal concrete sledge- PanterA
Painkiller-Judas Priest.

Must Not Sleep.

Must Warn Others.

Gibson Special Faded SG
Orange Tiny Terror (Combo)
MXR Carbon Copy Delay
Dunlop Crybaby Wah

3DS friend code: 3995-7035-3562
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