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#1
ok yall,
ok, i don't know why, but ive just now realized that i have $hity luck with girls. im not sure why. like yesterday, at disney world i was talkin to this girl, and we were gettin in a conversation, and get this. she told me her school where she lives, and when she was leavin orlando, andwhen i asked for her name, she said she wouldnt because i was a stragner to her. second example, friday night, i asked this girl whos a friend of a girl i like for her number, and she texted her asking if it was ok if i could have it, so, the next morning on the bus, i asked her what the girl i like said, and she showed me the texts she sent back, and they were all like "NONONO you can;t give it to him, hes all like, eeewwwww" and stuff(there were 3 of them, i dont wanna remember all of em. so anyways pit, is there anything i could do to help me with my ladygirl probelems(that was what my frend refers to them as)?
thanx
p.s. there are many more examples, they were both recent and i dont wanna type em all
#5
How old are you?
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#6
Maybe you're not br00tal enough with the ladies. Punch one of them, show her who's boss. Then you play the waiting game...

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#9
1) TS leanr to spell please, its PROBLEM..not PROBELEM

2) Relationship thread, people will help you out alot more there, i mean cmon, you're asking the pit. The pit is like a place where loadsa of people with no lives absoluteley hang out, with exceptions like SYN and JOJ
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#10
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Maybe you're not br00tal enough with the ladies. Punch one of them, show her who's boss. Then you play the waiting game...


or better yet, punch more than one of them!
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#11
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Maybe you're not br00tal enough with the ladies. Punch one of them, show her who's boss. Then you play the waiting game...


most useful reply in this thread. pure brilliance my friend. have some cool points.
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why did the woman cross the road?
who cares, why the hell is she out of the kitchen?
#12
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or better yet, punch more than one of them!


Someone call for a falcon punch?
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#13
Quote by Bubban

Bubban, are you randy jackson?


anyway, im in a good mood so i think i'll help out TS.

maybe you shouldnt ask girls friends for their numbers, ask the girls themselves. and for the disney world thing, you should have been all smooth and gone for a hand shake and said "hi im <insert name here>, now we're not strangers." then winked. it would have worked like a charm.
#14
learn to type first, then take it from there
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#17
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#18
According to your profile you are in your 40's. No wonder teenagers (I would class "girls" as being youngish, at least >25, wouldn't you?) are like "eeeewww!"
#19
Quote by ECwomantoneman
According to your profile you are in your 40's. No wonder teenagers (I would class "girls" as being youngish, at least >25, wouldn't you?) are like "eeeewww!"


ok, i aint 40, im somewhere between 12-15
#20
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*leanr* to spell please, its PROBLEM..not PROBELEM


lol, irony.
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#21
just show your piece and let her nibble the bait
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#22
Quote by guitardude34875
ok, i aint 40, im somewhere between 12-15



You dont so sure...
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#23
Quote by guitardude34875
ok, i aint 40, im somewhere between 12-15


Lies, if you are old you have to either use drugs or sweets to bribe them, the skill is in choosing the right one for the right person
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#24
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lol, irony.


I didnt see the typo....

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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#25
I have pretty bad luck too.

I broke someone's heart last week... whoops.
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#26
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ok, i aint 40, im somewhere between 12-15


ummm....

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#27
Quote by rabidguitarist
I have pretty bad luck too.

I broke someone's heart last week... whoops.


You say that like you dont mean it...RABIDGUITARIST you are mean


/joke
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#28
Uhmm no offense, but by the sounds of those remarks the girls gave you, they're probably not all that attracted to you.

I don't think ''ewwwwwwwwwwwww'' is a widely used expression if you like someone.
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#29
Quote by diablomastabarb
lol, irony.


I can't believe I didn't spot that.

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I have pretty bad luck too.

I broke someone's heart last week... whoops.


I'm kind of in a tight situation and that may end up happening to me sooner...or later .
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#31
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I don't think ''ewwwwwwwwwwwww'' is a widely used expression if you like someone.


Oh...
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#32
Quote by eggo_boi_15
You say that like you dont mean it...RABIDGUITARIST you are mean

/joke


I don't mean it- I don't even care.

It's just hormones- noone falls in love with me.
>:[
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#34
from looking at your profile i would say you are either 13 or 14.
who the **** cares? your still young. you have plenty of time to meet someone.
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#37
I think we should rename the Relationship Thread 'Girl Problems'. Because the only people that post in there are either guys with 'Girl Problems' or girls with problems. Genius.
#38
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I think we should rename the Relationship Thread 'Girl Problems'. Because the only people that post in there are either guys with 'Girl Problems' or girls with problems. Genius.


That is genius.
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Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#39
So, what! Girls don't even talk to me, I'm the equivelant of invisiable but I don't make a thread on it.
#40
do you perhaps live in disney world?


as viewing your other threads 3 of them are about disney world...
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