#1
Yeah... So I had my friend over today and we got bored and started IMing random people... We ended up talking to this dumb freshman girl (whoi's actualy not too hard on the eyes) and yeah.. just read:

devils dose (4:00:50 PM): hey fag
m e l m o lovex3 (4:01:00 PM): whaaaa?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:01:04 PM): i'm not a fag
m e l m o lovex3 (4:01:33 PM): your a fag
devils dose (4:01:39 PM): no
m e l m o lovex3 (4:01:42 PM): yeah
devils dose (4:01:46 PM): you're wrong
m e l m o lovex3 (4:01:53 PM): no that was mean
devils dose (4:02:02 PM): i have a penis, therefore i outrank you
m e l m o lovex3 (4:02:19 PM): w/e
m e l m o lovex3 (4:02:26 PM): your so mean!
devils dose (4:02:32 PM): im kidding!
devils dose (4:02:36 PM): your beautiful
m e l m o lovex3 (4:02:45 PM): okay
devils dose (4:03:10 PM): what
devils dose (4:03:32 PM): bitch, you say thank you when i say you"re beautiful!
m e l m o lovex3 (4:03:47 PM): your probably joking
m e l m o lovex3 (4:03:55 PM): just like u were kidding with the fag thing
devils dose (4:04:15 PM): no
devils dose (4:04:21 PM): im dead sereakl
m e l m o lovex3 (4:04:36 PM): aww well thanks if you actually mean
m e l m o lovex3 (4:04:37 PM): it*
devils dose (4:05:02 PM): np
m e l m o lovex3 (4:05:14 PM): well i kinda have to tell you something
m e l m o lovex3 (4:05:26 PM): but i'm not sure if i should tell you
devils dose (4:05:32 PM): you can tell me
m e l m o lovex3 (4:05:38 PM): but idk if i should
devils dose (4:06:21 PM): well dont play with me, either tell me of im done talking to you
devils dose (4:06:35 PM): **or
m e l m o lovex3 (4:06:42 PM): well idk? b/c you might not feel the same way
devils dose (4:06:50 PM): i get it
devils dose (4:06:55 PM): you a virgin?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:06:59 PM): ...NO
m e l m o lovex3 (4:07:00 PM): well yeah but
m e l m o lovex3 (4:07:04 PM): that's not it haha
devils dose (4:07:21 PM): well if you dont wanna grind my sausage what is it?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:07:36 PM): omg you should know by now
devils dose (4:08:01 PM): just say it, i dont wanna be no ignorat assed niggah
m e l m o lovex3 (4:08:12 PM): okay well i like you
devils dose (4:08:16 PM): aw2w
m e l m o lovex3 (4:08:36 PM): yeah
devils dose (4:08:53 PM): yo, im bored
m e l m o lovex3 (4:09:07 PM): whoa thats it?
devils dose (4:09:22 PM): well i wanna hang out ands fool around
devils dose (4:09:26 PM): but yeah
devils dose (4:09:31 PM): make it happpen
m e l m o lovex3 (4:09:37 PM): make what happen?
devils dose (4:10:13 PM): us bitch!
m e l m o lovex3 (4:10:20 PM): stop calling me that!
m e l m o lovex3 (4:10:26 PM): jeeshh i'm not a bitch
devils dose (4:10:34 PM): prove it
m e l m o lovex3 (4:10:37 PM): what?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:10:40 PM): i'm not mean
devils dose (4:10:43 PM): no no
devils dose (4:10:47 PM): i love you
m e l m o lovex3 (4:10:54 PM): no you dont
devils dose (4:11:09 PM): bitch, why would i say it?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:11:15 PM): omg are u like high or something
devils dose (4:11:50 PM): im just kidding around, relax
devils dose (4:11:55 PM): youre a really sweet girl
devils dose (4:12:11 PM): i value your friendship
m e l m o lovex3 (4:12:26 PM): so that means you dont like me?
devils dose (4:12:35 PM): no!
m e l m o lovex3 (4:12:39 PM): b/c you said " i value your friendship"
devils dose (4:12:48 PM): no!!!
devils dose (4:12:57 PM): i just dont want you to think im an ass
m e l m o lovex3 (4:13:02 PM): your not an ass
devils dose (4:13:04 PM): im nervious
m e l m o lovex3 (4:13:09 PM): i can tell
devils dose (4:13:15 PM): im so overcome by emotions, im gonna kill myself
m e l m o lovex3 (4:13:24 PM): uhh dont do that haha
devils dose (4:13:38 PM): haha ok i wont
m e l m o lovex3 (4:13:54 PM): and didnt you know that i liked you?
devils dose (4:13:57 PM): you wanna hang out with me and my friend today?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:13:59 PM): i mean why else would i talk to you
devils dose (4:14:22 PM): ?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:14:36 PM): uhmm idk i kind have to study for a science test
devils dose (4:15:30 PM): then i guess you dont give a **** about me then
m e l m o lovex3 (4:15:36 PM): what?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:15:37 PM): yeah i do
m e l m o lovex3 (4:15:40 PM): but i have to study
m e l m o lovex3 (4:15:43 PM): or i'll fail
devils dose (4:15:47 PM): cmon
m e l m o lovex3 (4:15:50 PM): nah
m e l m o lovex3 (4:15:53 PM): i dont give into peer pressure
devils dose (4:15:56 PM): hang out with me
m e l m o lovex3 (4:16:04 PM): someother time
devils dose (4:16:08 PM): fine dont talk to me
m e l m o lovex3 (4:16:11 PM): just not today i'm really sorry
m e l m o lovex3 (4:16:19 PM): your acting like a girl
devils dose (4:16:48 PM): girls cant jack off to child pornography, so im not
m e l m o lovex3 (4:17:04 PM): i'm just kidding chill
m e l m o lovex3 (4:17:39 PM): well what other day can you hang out?
devils dose (4:18:08 PM): uh if not today, saturday?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:18:14 PM): yeahh sure
m e l m o lovex3 (4:18:23 PM): what would we do?
devils dose (4:19:00 PM): umm
devils dose (4:19:09 PM): well go get some ice cream
devils dose (4:19:26 PM): then you can give me a blowjob?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:19:34 PM): nope
devils dose (4:19:44 PM): you dont like ice cream/
m e l m o lovex3 (4:19:48 PM): i'm not a slut
devils dose (4:19:51 PM): yeah
devils dose (4:19:56 PM): youre beautiful
devils dose (4:20:01 PM): and i know you would do this for me
m e l m o lovex3 (4:20:03 PM): im not liek that
m e l m o lovex3 (4:20:08 PM): what a blowjob?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:20:10 PM): no
devils dose (4:20:11 PM): well thats what i like
devils dose (4:20:24 PM): if you wanted to make me happy
m e l m o lovex3 (4:20:34 PM): no no no
m e l m o lovex3 (4:20:52 PM): i've learned about this last year in sex ed that you should never give into guys trying to do things you dont want to do
m e l m o lovex3 (4:20:59 PM): and if they cant' handle that then you shouldn't be with them
m e l m o lovex3 (4:21:18 PM): so i'm not doing anything that i dont feel comfortable doing
devils dose (4:21:26 PM): school is retarded, you know that
devils dose (4:21:37 PM): they just say that stuff to be dickfaces
m e l m o lovex3 (4:21:42 PM): not always some of it's true
devils dose (4:21:49 PM): its fun, trust me
m e l m o lovex3 (4:22:04 PM): why are you talking about this already?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:22:09 PM): is that the only reason you want to hang out with me
m e l m o lovex3 (4:22:14 PM): b/c of that
devils dose (4:22:53 PM): i know i was kidding
devils dose (4:22:59 PM): we can wait on that]
devils dose (4:23:09 PM): but yeah we can hang out next weekend
m e l m o lovex3 (4:23:29 PM): yeah
devils dose (4:23:51 PM): maybe eventually?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:24:01 PM): IDK
devils dose (4:25:57 PM):
m e l m o lovex3 (4:26:22 PM): why do you keep putting sad smiley faces
devils dose (4:26:33 PM): cause i like gettin mah d sucked
m e l m o lovex3 (4:26:54 PM): that's all you want isnt it?
devils dose (4:26:59 PM): no
devils dose (4:27:03 PM): but i like it
m e l m o lovex3 (4:27:07 PM): yeah i get THAT
devils dose (4:27:08 PM): you dont understand me
devils dose (4:27:13 PM):
m e l m o lovex3 (4:27:16 PM): YES I KNOW you like it i get it
m e l m o lovex3 (4:27:28 PM): you shouldn't be sad just b/c of that
devils dose (4:27:54 PM): yeah, well its been a long time
m e l m o lovex3 (4:28:20 PM): well then get some other girl to do it
m e l m o lovex3 (4:28:27 PM): b/c ur pressuring me way to much to do that
devils dose (4:28:43 PM): no i was kidding
devils dose (4:29:01 PM): **** you, you accuse me of **** and dont wanna be cool!

devils dose (4:29:06 PM): im done talking to you
devils dose (4:29:09 PM): bye
devils dose (4:29:15 PM): FOREVER
m e l m o lovex3 (4:29:16 PM): are you actually serious?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:29:22 PM): yoru acting like ur 5
devils dose (4:29:53 PM): whatever
devils dose (4:30:16 PM): 5 year olds dont want you the way i do
m e l m o lovex3 (4:31:13 PM): i cant' believe you told me to **** myself i havent said one mean thing to you except that your a fag and that's only b/c u called me one and i was kidding
devils dose (4:31:34 PM): im nervious
m e l m o lovex3 (4:31:42 PM): i know that
m e l m o lovex3 (4:31:44 PM): you said that already
devils dose (4:32:07 PM): its okay
devils dose (4:32:19 PM): ive just been having a hard time recently
devils dose (4:32:22 PM): im sorry
m e l m o lovex3 (4:32:28 PM): it's okay
devils dose (4:32:54 PM): how far have you been with a guy before?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:33:09 PM): why?
m e l m o lovex3 (4:33:11 PM): that's personal
devils dose (4:33:24 PM): cause id like to know
devils dose (4:33:34 PM): if we were gonna get closer yah no
m e l m o lovex3 (4:34:42 PM): we can HANG out first then decide if we want to do those things i mean we haven't even hung out yet? so how can we be discussing those things already
devils dose (4:35:00 PM): w/e im gone
m e l m o lovex3 (4:35:10 PM): ok fine
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#6
I read various parts, something about a blow-job, something about an ice-cream. Either way, i regret the decision.

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#8
a) I third that,
b) you don't seem like the sharpest/wittiest tool in the shed....or should I say sausage.

and if that's a real conversation, looks like you were IN there.....but ****ed it up.

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#9
I actually read at least 30.4817629% of that.
I know exactly what I think I'm doing.
#11
You seem like an ass and are annoying.
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#13
well done

you just lost your only ever chance of poon

prepare to be a 40 year old virgin
#14
By not reading that I'm assuming I didn't waste 5 minutes of my life.
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#15
You are absolutely terrible. I swear, I've never not liked someone because of what they've done on the internet, but you just changed that.

You are a terrible, terrible person That wasn't funny at all.

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#16
Oh my god we need the pear...
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#17
... can't believe I read this. I have no words...
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#21
Not epic or even funny.

Lame. Both thread and threadstarter.
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#22
Go kill yourself, you're an asshole and i'd be surprised if anyone would even really consider touching your genitals.

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Being an asshole to random people who've done nothing at all isn't appropriate thanks
#25
I read most of it.

Either
a) You're a dick
b) This is BS
c) Both of the above
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#27
i actully read it all, you acted like a complete twat xp
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#29
so, i read all of that.

and i have gathered a few things

1) you arent funny
2) you are an ass hat
3)
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#31
Hmmm.. i read through it, i hoped for it to be more interesting thuogh. Pretty entertaining though. But be nice to girls.

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