Poll: Bang your cousin
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View poll results: Bang your cousin
No it's disgusting
132 65%
I'll hit it
72 35%
Voters: 204.
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#1
bang your cousin?

I wouldn't it just doesn't seem right, and a little disgusting if you ask me.

so, would you?
#2
Oh, I've dreamed of it since I was 14...

Every girl I've ever been with has had a stunning resemblence with her.

Imagine my horror when I found out
#3
hahahahahaha

im not from west virginia man **** that ****
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#6
Quote by pwnerer
thats illegal...

Actually it's not illegal.

I wouldn't, but it's not fair because one of my cousins is an Australian bikini model... not fair!
#8
Quote by pwnerer
thats illegal...


depends on the state. My buddy lives in Tennessee and he found out that his teacher is married to her first cousin.
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#9
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Which cousin?

the hot one..
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#10
Quote by MadMetalManiac
bang your cousin?

I wouldn't it just doesn't seem right, and a little disgusting if you ask me.

so, would you?

No.

Is this an option you're currently considering? I'll keep an eye out for you in the news.
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#13
i woudlnt belive me no.....you dont want to bang that.
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#14
Hell no!
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#19
I don't have any cousins so yes
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#20
When I was ten I went to California and there were these hot chicks. Turns out they were my cousins. I have a large family on my dad's side. I thought maybe I had a chance...
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#22
All my cousins are....well...not up to my taste. Now my uncle...
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#23
If you vote no it's only because you don't have a hot cousin
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my mum is a retard
#24
Quote by Tom Martin
Actually it's not illegal.

I wouldn't, but it's not fair because one of my cousins is an Australian bikini model... not fair!

well sorry to piss on your parade but incest is illegal. and to answer the question...no ****ing way man.
#29
I'd bang YOUR cousin.
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#30
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My cousin has a peg leg....


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#32
If you wont bang your cousin, then I'll bang them for you.
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#33
yes shes the hotnezz.

Please dont ridicule me UG. You people can be as mean as a group of High School girls.
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#34
My step-cousin's pretty hot...
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#35
its illegal, but id totally do my hot step sister
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#36
Quote by Phill-Rock
No.

Is this an option you're currently considering? I'll keep an eye out for you in the news.


I said I wouldn't f*** my cousin, but it's actually legal in California

if I banged my aunt in the other hand in california it would be illegal
#38
Quote by Paradise67
to be honest yes.

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