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To whom it may concern (which is technically none of you, but you should know this anyway),

I, i have to pee, am madly in love with a fellow UGer, kikaykitko. She is hotter than any of your girlfriends, and a much better person. That is all.

EDIT: I was going to edit this, but I can't stop laughing from all the replies.
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Last edited by i have to pee at Mar 30, 2008,
#11
Congrats! Can all 5000+ members of UG show up for the wedding?
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i once dreamt my wallet was on a helicopter and i chased after it. and eventually i pulled my dick out and lassoed the bottom of the copter and pulled it out of the sky. i woke up screaming
#13
I'm sure kikaykitko is really a guy. Just because someone shows you a picture and says it's them, doesn't mean it is.
"I play guitar" - Me
#14
let us know how that turns out for ya
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#15
I bet I've banged girls hotter than anyone you've ever seen*

/me strokes his 14 inch e-****

*I'm an arsonist necrophiliac
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#16
Awesome. I'm assuming she knows this by now?
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#17
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Congrats! Can all 5000+ members of UG show up for the wedding?



yeah I wanna be there, even though I dont no either one of you...
#22
Like really? wow! Too bad she is a he. He used to be a she, now a he, but pregnant.

(see what I did there? Epic fails)
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#23
This thread has potential, sadly I doubt it will never be reached.

On topic, good man! We need a little more love in the world, hope it all goes well.


DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
#24
Quote by Soulinfector
I'm sure kikaykitko is really a guy. Just because someone shows you a picture and says it's them, doesn't mean it is.

and there are no girls on the internet.
sup?
#25
I spent the whole night thinking of all the things I'd do to you. Found myself clawing, grasping my sheets imagining the pleasures you give me. It's impossible to stop wanting your lips on my skin and your hands in places I'd rather not mention here. I moaned myself to sleep as beads of sweat rolled down my body. You make me lose myself with sinful thoughts of you, i have to pee. Oh...It was delicious torture.

Have you checked your email lately?

Good morning, I hope to see you later after my lesson.


Lol she commented that to him.
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#29
lol me coming to wedding

(she's a man...")
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#30
i wonder why s/he isn't posting here....probably too embarrassed and shot herself out of embarrassment. i would.
#31
she probly thinks ur a freak. that is all
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Then, about two minutes later of just plowing, I can feel it coming. She's still moaning and rolling back, and then I pull out. I grab her by her hair, pull her head up, and yell out:
"BOOM, HEADSHOT!"
#32
aww, good for you can i come to youre wedding.. i need free food i dont have any money
I breathe air.
#34
no need to announce your relationship on UG. Keep it to profile comments lol.

Do you wanna get married in The Pit, or on the UG Chat? Or some WOW players can marry you two on there.
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#36
Quote by Soulinfector
I'm sure kikaykitko is really a guy. Just because someone shows you a picture and says it's them, doesn't mean it is.

And I'm sure I know know more about her than you, good sir.

Also, I had am editing my post to be more meaningful, she was in a hurry so I had to be quick.
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#37
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post a pic




and

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R.I.P Ean.

Are there any other members of Lynyrd Skynyrd who are dead?
#40
is it just me who finds internet relationships stupid and pathetic?
Quote by Shea Donoghue


Then, about two minutes later of just plowing, I can feel it coming. She's still moaning and rolling back, and then I pull out. I grab her by her hair, pull her head up, and yell out:
"BOOM, HEADSHOT!"
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